Nathan Hills was a man utterly floundering in life. His boss passed him over for a promotion and now he was engaged in a heated argument with his boyfriend over text. “What the hell is even the hype about marriage?” he sent. Then, after a few seconds of wringing his hands and angry pacing, he sent another: “You’re always rushing into things, not worrying about how I feel. We’re not even living together, goddamn.”
Of course, his boyfriend—a man about the same age named Miguel—didn’t take it lightly. “I’m going to bed. You better fix whatever crawled up your ass by tomorrow morning or we’re through.” On Nathan’s screen, a bubble popped up saying that Miguel had turned off notifications for now. Nathan let out a grunt of frustration and raised his phone to toss it onto the ground, but sighed and settled for dejectedly looking out his apartment’s balcony.
Summer was slowly losing itself to Fall, and the nights were slowly getting cooler. His fingers were shivering as he pulled out a box of cigarettes and his lighter. At the very least, smoking kept him a little bit warm.
What’s even the point of marriage? It’s just a waste of time and effort, Nathan thought bitterly as he took an extra long drag of his cigarette to calm his racing heart. Besides the tax benefits he couldn’t really think of anything that was really a bonus. The two of them didn’t even need to be married to live under the same roof. So signing a stupid contract doesn’t even do anything. So why does he even care so much? It… just means nothing.
Just then, Nathan saw something in his peripheral vision. A shooting star. Nathan looked up, squinting at the sky above. There were hardly any stars in the sky, especially with it still being dusk. But his eyes widened as he saw the shooting star suddenly shift trajectory right towards him. Mouth agape, mind unable to comprehend it, Nathan’s cigarette slipped through his fingers as the silver object shot into his chest and knocked him off his feet.
Nathan hit the floor hard and his body began convulsing. His fingers clenched and crawled at the ground as his body felt impossibly full—as if something else was trying to control his body. Try as he might, he couldn’t even cry out for help.
The, the convulsions stopped, and Nathan was just left lying on the floor—counting his heartbeats. He couldn’t move, it was as if he was paralyzed. But despite how much Nathan internally struggled, his body moved on its own. Its movements were a bit awkward at first, as though it was trying to counter some kind of muscle memory. But it stood back up, cleared its throat, and began to speak with Nathan's voice but a tone that was not his own:
“My name is Lancelot du lac, or rather, Lancelot of the lake. My apologies, but for the time being, I need to use this body for now.” He looked down and observed his new form. In particular, he was more impressed and fascinated by Nathan’s chest—the sole part of his own body he was truly proud of. “This is a relief. This body I acquired will be useful in my journey.”
“Hey, wh-what’s going on?!” Nathan’s voice echoed in his own head, and not spoken out-loud. He couldn’t move, couldn’t walk, and couldn’t talk. It was like he was just some passenger in his own body! “And, Lancelot, what’re you talking…?! Wait, the Lancelot from the Camelot myths?” Nathan wasn’t an academic by any means, but he was a big fan of those tales, and Lancelot had always been his favorite. He had often fantasized of speaking and interviewing the lecherous knight, but this?! It felt… unbelievable. If it wasn’t happening right now Nathan wouldn’t have believed it. “You’re actually real…?”
The body-thief nodded. “But as you may be able to tell, calling them myths is a bit inaccurate. My lord, King Arthur, is no myth. His contributions and dreams were very much real, and they are the only reason why people of this time are even alive.” Lancelot narrowed Nathan’s eyes and began stripping off his clothes.
“This body’s temperatures is far too high. It’s uncomfortable,” he muttered. Soon, he was naked on Nathan’s balcony. His nipples hardened as a particularly cool breeze blew. Lancelot sighed and stretched Nathan’s body, as though enjoying such a sensation on his borrowed skin. Nathan didn’t agree.
“What’re you doing?! Put my clothes on this instance! I’m gonna get reported and arrested if you don’t stop now, c’mon.”
“Silence,” Lancelot said with a roll of his borrowed eyes and cracking his neck. “I will go inside and hide this naked body of yours in a second, but allow me to indulge in these pleasant sensations. You can imagine how long it has been for me. This knight is weary after all the ages of working hard throughout these past few hundreds of years.”
“Hundred of years? What’re you talking about?” Nathan was starting to get impatient. “Y’know, not everyone is working with your centuries of backstory and context. Mind filling me in?”
Lancelot sighed and shook his head. “You are truly a disappointment. Is it truly so difficult to figure out? Very well.” He took a deep breath, leaned against the iron railing, and began to recount his tale: “I have served milord for over a thousand years, long after my body has rotted away into nothing but dust. I do this by borrowing the bodies of men throughout time to fulfill my duties and protect the humanity that my ruler loved so much.” At the mention of said ruler, Lancelot pressed Nathan’s hand over his heart with a smile. “Yes, it is by his decree—rather, his heartfelt request—that I am even here, so far displaced from time.”
Nathan urged the man to slow down. “This is a lot to take in. Can you dumb it down a bit? I’m getting a migraine. Plus, why am I still stuck in here?”
Lancelot chuckled. “Ah, I supposed I am quite verbose. The fairies who raised me gave me quite the silver tongue. We would often go and have quite the wordplay competitions,” he said, smiling nostalgically despite how much Nathan was nagging at him to continue. “Continue? Oh, of course. It has been quite some time before anyone has truly asked me to tell them some tales of my past.” One day, my lord was able to join us and we all had the most wonderful time. Oh, he was always so talented in just about every area. A true paragon of skills, virtues, and leadership.” He went on and on, pacing around the balcony with Nathan’s cock still out and flopping in the air.
“Man, you really don’t get out much, do you?” Nathan mentally winced as he realized he had ‘said’ that out-loud.
Lancelot’s good mood vanished. He rested against the balcony’s wall, arms folded over Nathan’s impressive chest. “It is difficult to retain many friendships when you’re a bodysnatching spirit unable to plant oneself into a time period.”
“Uhh… shit, sorry about that, but…” Nathan began before realizing what was even happening to him. “No, wait! Why the hell am I apologizing to you?! You’re the one who took my own body and you haven’t even explained why! Just some nonsense about duty or whatever. Man, you really were raised by fairies considering how manipulative you are.” Nathan at least knew the tales of what the fae folk did to people.
Lancelot grinned. “Ah, so you want to know about what my duty is, young man? It is very simple, even cliché. We will kill a dragon.” Chills ran down Nathan’s very core, as though he has been splashed with icy water. Black splotches danced across his vision as terror gripped his very soul. “Let me share with you these memories of mine, so you can feel the true terror of what I am going to face once more.”
And Nathan suddenly stood before a towering beast, far larger than any skyscraper—and enveloping the whole sky in an endless darkness. It wasn’t a dragon—it was pure evil. There were many bodies, many limbs, many faces, that all stared down at Nathan, yet only one voice to express its hatred and anger. No, not even that. It couldn’t speak, only cry out and roar into a world that couldn’t understand. Nathan wanted to scream as well, but his own mouth was taken up by another.
“That is enough,” said Lancelot, and suddenly the image of the great beast disappeared. “It is a creature of unrelenting madness and fury. Lesser men than myself will be unable to even glance at such a creature without losing their minds. It is why I have to be the one to do this. Only I can slay Baal and force him back to his dreadful slumber.”
“Don’t! I mean, what the hell was that?! You’re not seriously gonna fight that thing with my body, right?”
Lancelot paused before uttering in a low voice, “That is exactly what I am planning on doing, yes.” And Nathan burst into a series of protests and demands. “Your permission is neither wanted nor needed, worm,” snapped Lancelot, and Nathan clamped up. “Frankly I have little patience or pity for the men who live in this era.” Lancelot looked out onto the town and its dazzling yet artificial lights. People either faced forward without sparing others a second glance or stared down at the their phones rather than gazing up at the sky. And when Lancelot did, his expression soured.
Tears formed in Nathan’s eyes. “The stars,” said Lancelot, his stolen voice cracking beneath a great emotional weight. “With every leap through time, the sky my lord and I used to gaze at grows dimmer and dimmer. It’s as if the very life that the night used to have is fading away, as if it wasn’t a gift from God—all because of you people.” Lancelot’s grip on Nathan’s railing tightened. The metal began to creak as it bent under Lancelot’s fury. “And yet, it is I who is villainized in the tales of our kingdom. As though the very thought of betraying my lord would ever cross my mind, you wretched—!”
Lancelot and Nathan stared silently at the piece of metal that used to be a part of the railing on Nathan’s balcony. Finally, Lancelot opened the door that led to Nathan’s apartment and stepped inside, not sparing the broken metal a second glance but instead keeping his gaze locked to the floor. “I’m… sorry about that,” said Lancelot, the blood rushing to Nathan’s cheeks.
“Um… it’s fine, I guess. That railing kinda sucked, anyway.”
Lancelot sauntered over to the couch and collapsed onto it. “Tomorrow will begin my journeyu to find Baal, though it appears as though he has no appeared in this town yet. For now, we will rest.” He reached out for one of the cushions and hugged it tight. Soon enough, Nathan’s body was snoring, but his original occupant was still awake, just trapped in a darkness due to his eyes being closed.
“Good night, Lancelot… you could’ve at least jerked me off.” Although unable to move in this state, Nathan could still feel his body’s sensations—and he was ridiculously blue-balled. He often masturbated several times a night, but now his libido just ached while he remained unable to do anything.
And so, with nothing to do, he reflected on his situation. Nathan wasn’t much of a strong thinker, but he could at least try to figure out a way out of this. “To be honest, I’d be pissed too if I did all of this for humanity and was just made out to be a homewrecker,” he said in his mind. “Still, thousands of years, bouncing around time, killing that thing over and over without a break.” Nathan had no doubt in his mind that Lancelot had completely gone mad, especially with how angry he sounded over the people just living their lives. But being so far displaced from his own time and people would do that to someone. “Great, now I’m developing Stockholm Syndrome.”
Nathan internally debated with himself until the sun finally arose, arousing Lancelot from his slumber. The morning wood remained ignored, and Nathan complained about it all morning. “Today, I start searching for the beast,” Lancelot announced after devouring most of Nathan’s food in the fridge, “I will endeavor to keep your body safe while I do so. You have my word as a knight.”
“A-At least call my job and let them know I’ll be out for a few days!” To Nathan’s relief, Lancelot was merciful enough to do that at least… after a crash course of cell phones.
“I have seen cell phones before. I even used one once,” said Lancelot as his borrowed ears turned red. “I just… have never seen one without any buttons before. Erm… how exactly does this work, exactly? The men of his era sure have odd and contraptions. This is more complicated than some of those artifacts Merlin would sometimes show us.” Once he was finished, Lancelot left the apartment in a simple, sleeveless top and the sluttiest shorts Nathan owned. “I must admit, it does do my spirit well to feel the sun and the breeze on my skin,” he uttered out loud—after another round of arguing, Lancelot agreed to put on a visible Bluetooth ear-piece so the whole world didn’t think Nathan was speaking to thin air—“even if it’s not technically my own.”
“Not technically, actually!” Nathan retorted. If he could, he’d have started bouncing off the walls in frustration. “This is my body still, so don’t forget that, okay?”
Lancelot let out an amused titter. “I like your vigor, at least,” he said as he strolled throughout town with a joyous moxie Nathan had never shown before. Each breath felt refreshing and every second in the sun brought more mirth and energy to Lancelot’s gait. “You should express that part of yourself more often. I’m sure your partner would appreciate it as well. If you allowed your passion to guide you more often in life, you would not have hesitated during that most crucial night and you would not have been alone as I took over your body. Perhaps I would have tried to find another.”
“I…! How do you know about all of that?”
Lancelot stopped in front of a large bookstore and glanced at the cover of the story on display. I have no mouth and I must scream, it was one of the few classics Nathan had actually read.
“I know because only a weak soul with a worthy body can contain me. Do you truly believe my soul found its way to you by chance,” said Lancelot, sneering at Nathan’s face reflected on the glass. Any good humor in his voice was gone, yet it felt as though he spoke with the utmost sincerity. “I am here because you’re a spineless man who could never match me in a duel of wills. You are weak yet able-bodied, you are in the area Baal will likely be born in and yet not too close that you are in immediate danger, and I truly despise your very existence. If fate decides that you must die for the sake of humanity’s future, I can fight assured that it will not be a significant loss.”
Nathan did not want to scream, he only wanted to cry. “I’m not weak,” he argued, “I just know my limits. I’m not ready to get married, and I’m not willing to drag Miguel through it just because I’m too arrogant to see it.”
Lancelot snorted, so uncouth for a knight of his supposed stature. “You’re so amusing while you’re trying to justify yourself,” he chuckled as he went back to walking throughout town. “Nobody is ‘ready’ for anything. Do you think newborns practice being born? Do you think parents practice raising children before having them? People may fool themselves into believing that they’re preparing themselves to take action, but nobody is truly ‘ready’ for anything. Those who can simply will, and while success is not guaranteed, they will have at least attempted to change, to make a difference. And in that attempt, they learn. There is always something to be gained, even in failure. But those who cannot simply delude themselves into believing they are waiting for the right opportunity to try and put an effort, as though opportunity is something that comes to you rather than something to be sought after. You are simply another of those fools. You are worse than a failure, you are a piece of driftwood aimlessly floating by—and that is how you will be remembered.”
Nathan remained silent. What else was he supposed to say? He remained silent, and Lancelot didn’t seem to care to prod him for a response. Instead, the knight looked around, brow furrowed in concern.
“Strange, I wonder where that beast could be. Often, I am able to sense it within a few hours of obtaining a new body, but I can’t sense a single trace of it,” he said, muttering to himself. Then, he perked up as a scream echoed in the air. The few passersby around them looked around in confusion but didn’t seem concerned, but Lancelot was different. His eyes turned to the source of the scream and he began dashing off into an alleyway.
In the parking lot of a seldom-visited pizza restaurant, a young woman held her hands up in the air as a mugger held her at gunpoint. Lancelot’s rapid footfalls gathered attention towards him. “Hey, stop!” shouted the mugger, pointing his gun at Lancelot.
“What the fuck are you doing?!” exclaimed Nathan, breaking his silence. "That guy's armed! He's gonna kill us!"
Lancelot didn’t respond. He stared down the mugger without fear or hesitation. “Drop your weapon, it is not too late to turn your life around, my good friend,” he said, honeying Nathan’s voice with sincerity that almost sounded foreign to its owner.
For the first time since this unfortunate situation, Nathan was glad he could not control his eyes, for he was certain he would’ve averted them the moment the deafening bang filled the area.
Like a true hero, Lancelot did not flinch, did not yield, and did not hesitate. His hand, somehow moving faster than the bullet itself, dug deep into Nathan’s chest. A flash of light filled Nathan’s vision, and with a grunt of effort, Lancelot swung a blade shining with more brilliance than the sun and more weight than the earth—cutting through the air and producing some kind of angelic melody as it did so. The shining metal slammed the bullet onto the pavement below, and the robber took a nervous step backwards. He pulled the trigger again, only for the gun to collapse into two clean pieces and fall from his shaky grip.
It, too, had been cut by the sword. “Fuck this, I’m outta here!” The robber cried out. He turned and tried dashing out of the alleyway, but a swift kick from Lancelot to the back of his knee stopped any progress. “Argh, f-fuck!” The robber went down, leg twisted at an odd angle.
“Oh, my apologies. I do not my own strength just yet,” said Lancelot, flexing an arm that did not imply nearly as much strength as he actually possessed. Now that the situation was properly handle, he took a breath to steady his heart and twirled the sword so the tip was pointing to his chest. Then, he sheathed it inside of Nathan's body.
He knelt down and wrapped an arm around the mugger’s shoulders and cradled him. “You a criminal, but deserve as much mercy and kindness in their darkest moments as does all people in this land. So claims God, so agreed my lord.” And with those sweet; honeyed words, Lancelot leaned in and kissed the mugger right on his lips.
At first the mugger struggled and tried to push Lancelot off, but he soon surrendered control. Lancelot was passionate, firm, and gentle. His tongue explored the mugger’s mouth while his fingers caressed his scruffy chin and cheeks. His other hand rubbed the mugger’s back.
"What the hell are you even doing…? Lancelot?"
But Nathan's words fell on deaf ears. Perhaps the knight was simply getting too into it, but it seemed like nothing existed except Lancelot and the mugger he was embracing. Soon after, the two separated, a thin film of saliva bridging their lips together.
"What is your name, sir?"
"Br-Brandon…" said the mugger, trembling yet clinging tightly to Lancelot. He looked up, eyes glistening with a desperate, frightened hunger. "What're you…?"
Lancelot didn't respond. He gripped both of the Brandon's wrists with each hand pinned him to the ground. Both stared deeply into each other's eyes. "Despite it all, I do pity you. I do care about you," said Lancelot, already calling everything he had said earlier into question. "This pain and anguish in your heart, allow me to take on that burden for you—as is my duty as a knight for my lord."
The dirt-stained jeans slipped down, revealing the Brandon's ratty underwear. "You're…!" The rest of the mugger's words died in his throat as Lancelot took the whole length in his mouth. "Ah! F-Fuck…! Ohhhh…!" The mugger couldn't even speak, just convulsing on the ground as he felt this holy blowjob. Such a tongue could only be described as godly. Brandon shivered as Lancelot's hot breath tickled his cock while his tongue worked its way up and down the shaft like it was a lollipop on a hot day. "Oh! Oh, it's like you're draining the cum outta me…!" Brandon shouted, eyes shut and tongue practically hanging out as Lancelot kept servicing like a holy knight should.
Yet it didn't stop at merely pleasure. Brandon's dick acted as a conduit, and he could feel all the hatred, the anguish, and the misery that swirled around his soul quite literally becoming purified—as though he was being baptized and being reborn as a person. "Shit, shit…! I'm fucking cumming!" he gripped Lancelot's head with both of his hands and thrust harder into that never-ending, silky-smooth throat and unloaded shot after shot of cum. "Haah…! I-I can't stop…!" Brandon he had gone a few days without getting off, but this was almost absurd. His hips wouldn't stop thrust into Lancelot as what fountains of cum spewed down his throat.
And the whole knight guzzled it all down without any difficulty. Once Brandon settled down—panting, exhausted, and yet fulfilled—did Lancelot drew back and let Brandon's cock slip out of his mouth with a plop!
"How do you feel?" he asked in a flat, calm tone. He stood up and peered down at Brandon like a commander would look down at his troops. "Have I eased your soul even just a bit, my friend?"
It was as if Brandon had stumbled upon a miracle. He shot up and threw himself onto Lancelot to embrace the man who he could only call his savior. "B-Better than all right, I feel amazing!" Then, a realization dawned on him. “O-Oh shit, my leg… my fucking leg’s all good!” Brandon looked up and stared deeply into Lancelot’s eyes. “Are you some kinda angel?” he asked in a reverent voice.
Lancelot ruefully shook his head, and Nathan felt over a thousand years worth of exhaustion crash over over him. Still, Lancelot smiled and pressed his forehead against the mugger’s. “I ask you, please cease this. I understand you are suffering, but inflicting more pain unto others is not the way to save yourself. I beg of you, search of another way.” It was a platitude that the mugger must’ve heard a thousand times before, but coming from Lancelot—somehow, it felt more sincere.
“Um…” Another voice spoke up, reminding them that the woman was still here. “I know it’s not much, but here,” she said with a guarded smile as she offered her would-be mugger with a crisp $50 bill. “There’s also a soup kitchen nearby. I’m a volunteer there, actually.” She took out a notebook from her purse and sketched out a quick map of the area. Brandon, fully crying, thanked them both and ran off.
But before running sight, he turned around and said, "I love you! I love you so much, man. C-Could you…?" Lancelot shook his head. Brandon nodded, tried his best to stifle a crushed sob, and turned around as he failed to do so. He ran off, leaving Lancelot with the guilt of having broken another heart.
Still, it was his duty as a holy knight to perform such acts. Lancelot turned to the woman and bowed. “You have a kind heart, ma’am. If only the world was filled with benevolent , understanding hearts such as yourself—I'm sure he would all be in a much better place.
The woman nodded, her eyes glancing down at Lancelot before she started giggling from embarrassment.
“...What’re you wearing?” Nathan asked. Lancelot looked down at himself and allowed Nathan to have a proper look at the attire that suddenly appeared over his body. “Oh dear god!” It has the style and taste of a woman with a chip on her shoulder regarding bikini armor. Shoulder pads that made him look far more broad-shouldered than he actually was, a small crotch-guard, and some bits of armor here and there was about all that kept Nathan's body from being fully naked.
If any cops actually showed up, he’d likely be arrested for exhibitionism. “Th-This can’t be your armor, there’s no way it is. C’mon, p-put something on, actually—for real, I’m gonna cry if you don’t.” He could feel the breeze whipping his bare ass-cheeks. So not even that was sacred anymore…
“Sadly, this is all that remains of the armor that has joined me the past thousand years of combat.”
“Is this Baal thing a pervert or something? How the hell was it able to break all of your armor except for this?" If Nathan had full control over himself, he wouldn’t mind too much wearing something like this at an event of some kind. But not in public, and certainly not while someone else was controlling him.
You’re that knight from all those years, aren’t you? The one who stopped that dragon? I could never forget that blade… although your armor certainly has taken a beating, hasn’t it?” she said with a nervous giggle.
“You… recognize me? Or rather, Excalibur?”
“How could I not? I mean, you saved me, all those years ago. My name is Brenda Wilde—I was only twelve when you saved my life from that monster. I never forgot about you.”
It was about 20 or so years ago. A young Brenda witnessed the monster Baal trying to ascend and annihilate her hometown. With wings of gory limbs and eyes leaking tears of sulfur, the beast took off into the sky and rained torrents of debris onto the town it sought to destroy. Brenda was among the ones about to be crushed—but to her shock and wonder a golden light filled the sky and cut through the shadows that engulfed her vision. Clad in armor and wielding the holy blade was a man whose face she could not see. But she never forgot the blade nor how he wielded it. In just an hour, the beast was but a mist of black smoke and despair, while the shining swordsman disappeared without so much as a farewell. Only later did she overhear people calling him, “Lancelot, the one who came from the Heavens to save humanity.”
Now, standing besides each other in the alleyway, Lancelot blushed at the memory. The ‘armor’ he was clad in vanished like a dying ember, and Nathan’s clothes from earlier returned to his body.
“I had no idea people were singing my praises in such a manner,” said Lancelot. “But I suppose that woman, Lara, was always quite the gossip.” He focused on Brenda, unable to utter a word for a moment. “I never imagined I’d met someone whose life I managed to save like this. It’s… the first time, truly.”
“Well, I’m glad I was your first,” Brenda said, chuckling. “Ever since that day, I… god, this is so embarrassing to say.” She shook her head as her fingers clasped her cheeks. Nathan wasn’t sure if she was just embarrassed or trying to pump herself up for whatever she had to say. “I’ve wanted to thank you for so long, honestly! You saved me, my town, everyone and I—! I really don’t know what to say other than… thank you, Lancelot. You didn’t just save my town, but you inspired me.” She dug into her purse and pulled out a little badge reel.
“Oh, she’s a nurse,” said Nathan.
“Momma always said I had my head in the clouds. I was glad I did, because I caught sight of what a hero looks like,” said Brenda. “I can’t go around slaying dragons from hell, but I am able to save people, just like you.”
“… Is that so?” Lancelot fought hard to keep Nathan’s voice even, and failed. “My, I… I had no idea. I really didn’t.” All he was able to do was blink away the tears that threatened to fall. “You’ve… You’ve done so well for yourself,” he said, trying to nonchalantly rub his eyes. She was thriving, she was being so heroic…! “Th-Thank you.”
Leslie chuckled. “Why’re you thanking me? You’re the one who saved me. Twice now, actually! Thank you for everything, truly.” She gave Lancelot her number, and then a free crash-course on how to add a new contact on a phone. “And reach out to me if you need anything, okay?” She reached out and happily shook his hand.
Right before she left, Lancelot squeezed back. “Leslie,” he began. With a smile that had a thousand-year old burden lessened just a tad, Lancelot told her, “You’ve already done more than enough. In your own way, you’ve already saved me.” Then he spun on the ball of his foot around and ran as fast as Nathan’s legs could carry me. He could not bear to have Leslie see him cry.
“So, now are ya feeling better?”
“What do you mean?” Lancelot muttered once he calmed his breath and was able to speak in a flat tone. “Ah, so you’re indulging in just how much this old soul had endured. You certainly are scum of the earth.” Although his words sounded harsh, there was far less venom to them. Not that Nathan minded, mind you.
“No, I’m not enjoying it—but I am tempted to. It’s more like… it feels nice to have felt that happiness from you, that’s all. It’s like a great big lead weight was lifted from me.”
Lancelot rolled his borrowed eyes. “This voice of yours irritates me. Please be quiet from now on, there’s—”
Buh-riiiiiing! Buh-riiiiing!
“Oh it’s that blasted phone of yours!” Lancelot dung into those thing pockets and brought up the offending item. “I should—! Oh, it’s your dear partner.”
Too late. Although it took a few tries, Lancelot managed to swipe on the screen and answer the call. “Hello, my darling!” Lancelot answered as though it was the most natural thing in the world, despite the protests erupting from Nathan in his own mind.
“Well, that’s new,” answered Miguel’s somber voice. “You usually don’t sound that chipper when you answer. So, are you ready to talk or are you gonna keep throwing your little tantrum?"
“C’mon, Lance! Just tell him you need a little bit more time to think and hang up, okay? I don’t want him to see me like this.”
“I’m ready,” said Lancelot, his voice full of confidence. “I’m happy to talk to you, now. I had to do a lot of thinking and soul-searching, but I’m ready to give you the answer you deserve.”
“…” The silence on the other end was deafening. But, eventually Miguel sighed and said, “Fine, come over, then. I’ll be waiting,” before suddenly hanging up. Lancelot pocketed the phone and picked up his pace while happily swinging his arms as though he was without a care in the world.
About half an hour later, Lancelot reached Miguel’s apartment. Despite how long he had been walking without rest or even any water, neither he nor Nathan felt the slightest bit tired. “Does your partner truly mean so little to you that you do not care that he is unwittingly allowing a strange man into his home?”
Nathan mentally sighed. If he could pout, throw his arms into the air, and scream… well, he likely wouldn’t be doing all those things either and just be simmering in silence. “What’s even the point? I can’t fight back against you. That’s pretty much clear to me now.”
“How despicable,” said Lancelot, rolling his eyes as he dug into Nathan’s pockets and pulled out the copy of the apartment. It had only been a few weeks since Miguel handed that to him, but now it felt like a lifetime ago. If Nathan was being frank, he hadn’t been using it that much. “But, I suppose I shouldn’t be too surprised. I am just disappointed by how quickly you surrender. Perhaps it is better that Miguel won’t be marrying a man who will drag him down like you.” He unlocked the door and just before swinging it open, he said, “Nevertheless, I will try to remain charming for your sake.”
“My sake? That’s weird. Didn’t expect that from you.”
“I am still an unwelcome visitor inside of your body. Though many from my order cared little for basic manners, I am still a knight—one who must uphold the highest of virtues. At the very least, allow me to repay my own crime against you with this.” He took a deep breath, swung the door open, and said, “Yo, Miguel! I’m here!” in his best impression of Nathan.
There was no one greeting him. In fact, as Lancelot stepped through, his eyes narrowed as a strong, pungent odor suddenly assaulted the senses. “Here,” he said, voice low. He dug into his own chest again, pulling out that holy blade as Nathan’s regular clothes melted away to Lancelot’s armor. “Baal is here.”
“What?! Look for Miguel!” And yet, despite the urgency in Nathan’s voice, Lancelot cautiously walked through the apartment, knees bent and both hands clutching the sword. His soul was drowning in fear, anticipation, and… despair. What did he know? What was he hiding from Nathan.
Lancelot checked the bathroom first. Empty. Then, a room which Nathan knew belonged to Miguel’s roommate. Also empty, and reeking of what a single man’s room often did. Living room, kitchen, den… all of them were empty. “Why aren't you checking Miguel’s room?” asked Nathan, though he was already figuring out the reason why.
Lancelot remained silent. He tip-toed over to Miguel’s door and slowly turned the knob. The door gentle gave way with a sharp creak and Lancelot peered inside through the crack. The sight inside wasn't a surprise to him, but it was devastating to witness nonetheless.
“It’s too late," he said in a solemn, heavy voice.
Maybe if they hadn’t walked. Or maybe if Nathan had said something different last night. If he had invited Miguel over, maybe this wouldn’t have happened. Instead, all Nathan could do was stare at the convulsing form of his half-naked lover as a black fog finished slipping inside of him.
“I’m sorry,” said Lancelot. He threw the door open, crossed the whole length of the room to the side of Miguel’s bed in just three powerful strides, and raised his sword to pierce Miguel’s chest. “Die, Baal!”
But, mere inches from Miguel’s trembling chest, the tip of the sword stopped. Lancelot let out grunts of effort as he tried to force the steel down, but his borrowed body wouldn’t obey. “Nathan… what are you doing…?”
“I won’t let you hurt him,” said Nathan. “Without Miguel, this world isn’t worth saving.”
“You’re a fool!” shouted Lancelot before attempting to plunge Excalibur into Miguel’s body once more. Overcoming Nathan’s will wasn’t difficult for a knight like him, but it did slow him down by about three seconds.
Three seconds was all Baal needed.
Moving faster than either Lancelot or Nathan could’ve predicted, Miguel’s arm swatted Lancelot away with enough force to send them launching towards the wall on the opposite side of the room. The sheer force of the impact was enough to leave a Nathan-sized dent, and Nathan was certain if it wasn’t for Lancelot’s magical armor his spine would’ve been left in pieces.
“Hello again, Sir Lancelot.” It was so mercifully close to Miguel’s voice than Nathan could’ve started weeping, but the sinister tone tore away such fantasies.
Baal in Miguel’s body sat up on the bed and swung his long legs to stand over Lancelot, who was trying to lift himself up. A swift kick to the abdomen later, and Lancelot was lying supine on the floor, clutching Nathan’s stomach and glaring up at Baal.
Baal sat on top of him, sending them both onto the floor. “Oh, dear disgraced knight,” he said, sitting on Nathan’s chest. Miguel’s voice had never sounded so devious before. “Do you not tire of this game we play? How many times has it been now? A hundred? Two-hundred?”
“Not enough, clearly,” spat Lancelot. “Let go of your host and let us settle this like true men.”
Baal wagged Miguel’s finger. “Ah ah ahhh. Abandon this? Never!” He shifted his position to he was sitting on Nathan’s crotch and began grinding his bare ass against the hardening cock.. “No, no this body feels far too good to abandon just yet. So virile! And yet, so much despair and anger in his heart. He’ll satiate me for decades to come!” As he spoke, his movements grew wilder.
Lancelot blushed, as he could not control Nathan’s erection as Baal continued teasing it.
“Knight of Camelot, I applaud you for making it this far. You have done well, sealing me up all those times for the past thousand years, said Baal, tongue sticking out as he kept huffing Miguel’s armpits. “But I’m afraid our game ends here. Your lord should’ve known better than leaving this task to such a misanthropic whelp like you.”
Baal raised a hand up to the air and, fingers trembling with power, balled it up into a fist. He reared back and launched a strong enough to puncture Nathan’s chest.
“AARGHHH! Nrgh…! Miguel…” Nathan moaned out with a labored breath.
Before Nathan could process what was happening, Baal stood up, not bothering to wipe the blood from his hand, and walked over to the window. One swing of his arm and the entire thing shattered into pieces. “Lancelot,” he said, one foot on the windowsill as he stared out at the sky. Two large bumps formed on Miguel’s back as he spoke. They looked like they were about to burst out of his flesh. “We both have a master to serve. It’s not as if I don’t understand your devotion. It is merely that Mordred asked me to carry out his will.” Mordred? Will? Before Nathan could even ask, Baal said, “Humanity will learn to fear dragons once again.”
RIIIP! Spilling darkened blood everywhere, two large, bat-like wings emerged from Miguel’s back. Upon closer inspection, Nathan recognized them as the wings he had seen in that vision Lancelot showed.
“Please, Miguel! Don’t go!” begged Nathan.
He leapt out the window and flew off. His enormous wings flapped awkwardly in the air before gaining a steady rhythm. Any other time Nathan would’ve thought the sight was beautiful.
“Nrgh… ahhh…” He grunted in pain as he dragged himself across the floor with one hand while another grabbed Miguel’s discarded blanket in order to apply pressure to the wound. If he remembered properly there should be a first-aid kit in Miguel’s bathroom.
As he remembered, it was in the cabinet under the sink! Unfortunately, he had no idea how to use it. But he did know someone who would.
“Hello, who is this?” asked Leslie. Her voice lowered as she asked in a conspiratorial tone, “Is it you, Lancelot?”
“N-No…!” shouted Nathan. “This is Lancelot’s host. Facetime me! I-I’m bleeding…”
“Whu—o-oh, oh god. Okay…!” Leslie balked as she saw Nathan’s injury. “Oh my god! Where’s Lancelot, where’s the knight?”
“No time. G-Guide me through this,” said Nathan as he propped up the phone on the sink so Leslie would have clear view of his injury. He grabbed the gauze, ripped off what he could only assume was the correct amount of his teeth, and go to work. Once the shock had worn off, Leslie grew confident as she directed Nathan and was a comforting voice to have on the line. “Now press it onto the wound firmly. Yeah, you’re doing great!” she kept saying. “Where are you? I’m out of work now, so I can be on my way. Have you called an ambulance yet?”
“No, n-no way,” gasped Nathan. “M-My blood’s all over the place. No one can see this.” He couldn’t risk Miguel being blamed for any of this.
“Urgh!” groaned Leslie. “Fine, fine. Just tell me where you are, at least. God, you might have lost too much blood. You need a hospital.”
“I-I’m fine,” insisted Nathan. The pain was overwhelming, and he felt light-headed, but he was certain it wasn’t shock—probably. He relayed Miguel’s address before telling her to not call any emergency or anything. “A trip to the hospital is probably enough, that’s all. No ambulance, nothing. Wh-When we get there… I did it to myself, all right?”
“Fine.” Her disapproval was palpable, but she didn’t argue much after that. “I’ll be on my way there soon. Keep pressure on the wound. Avoid moving too much.” She went on and continued giving Nathan more instructions but he was already beyond listening to her. He was in deep in thought wondering what he could do to help Miguel. And where the hell was Lancelot? Everything was falling apart at the seams and now Nathan had little idea of what to do next.
Nathan blinked but was unable to drive back the dark sports dancing in his vision. Maybe an ambulance wouldn’t have been a bad idea, but he didn’t regret his choice. Once he got to Miguel, he needed to save him. He needed to protect him if Lancelot was just going to try and kill him to stop Baal.
“I don’t… regret… anything,” he said out-loud, trying his hardest to reassure himself. But that was lie. Although he didn’t believe stopping Lancelot was the wrong choice, not proposing to Miguel was a mistake. It was only when a blade was about to meet Miguel’s end that Nathan finally had the drive to throw himself into danger. “I’m sorry, Miguel…” he said, tears forming in his eyes as the realization that Miguel would never hear these words made his heart sink. “I was… such an idiot.” Only know, when he was taking these final breaths, did he realize just how much he loved Miguel. “I wonder… will we even go… to the same place… when we die?”
Nathan shut his eyes and surrendered himself to the overwhelming exhaustion.