Tables they turn sometimes

I’ve decided to be sexier in 2020. There will be with no actual effort on my part, l just intend to be perceived as such

imagine how sweet it would be if like fuckin cnn or somethin cut to england and like people were devouring the royal family live on camera

even the baby one i dont give a fuck

are you seriously advocating for eating a toddler or am i fuckin illiterate 

actually when i made this post it was a baby

Hope everyone is well today !

And tomorrow !!!!

After that you’re on your own

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

Why is this back on my dash in 2018