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@potigg
Intro post:
Where have you been if you don’t know me?
(former) President of the Galaxy, adventurer, ex-hippy, good-timer, and self-publicist. Described by Eccentrica Gallumbits as the Best Bang since the Big One!
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Follow me for more me.
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How much better is a hug from you if you have 3 arms? I only have 2!
think of the best thing you can imagine and multiply it by 10,000
now THAT would be a hug from me baby
But what if YOU'RE the best thing i can imagine, Mr. President?
yea so leave it that way, to imagine anything better than me is impossible ;)
What about both of us together? Man, imagine me with four heads….
Arthur said its okay if I just "take a rest" and that i dont have to help him with the cleaning but... im going to be honest im bored. Im not built to rest!
Can someone pretty please give me a job to do or... or something?? Ive checked and adjusted the temperature of every room of the Heart of Gold like 34 times now...
Why don't you go play Mario Kart with Ford again? You both enjoyed that, didn't you? It also will stop Ford from coming up to me every 5 minutes to ask the same question but in a different tone
I did! I did quite enjoy that!!
@guide-researcher FOOOORD!! do you want to play again?? We can play Mario Kart or... anything else you want to play!!
I'm down to play mario kart again! Want to pick the track first?
YES PLEASE!! o(^o^)o
Hey, I want to play! Can we kick the computer out?
Do alien cleaning products even work properly or do they just make things shinier and try not to bother any sentient countertops they may be sprayed upon? Much to consider. 🤔
they do properly clean, the main problem with them is the smell. they all smell super sickly sweet, like some vague berry ive never heard off,
That might my cologne you’re using.
I hope you keep getting mildly inconvenienced for the rest of your life.
Do you know how many asks like this you’ve sent me? I’m beginning to wonder about your obsession.
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I've decided I'm going to clean the whole heart of gold. Since 90% of that place is dust or confetti. That's unacceptable.
Make sure you clean behind the drinks dispenser.
Zaphod, I swear I will force feed you the cleaner.
Also, I think the computer has been complaining about a couple dusty wires.
🫵🏻 favorite Beatle?
Ringo, I think he's pretty, and I like drummers. But Paul's a close second.
What's yours?
Wrong.
How can it be wrong when they ask who I see as a favourite? They didn't ask who the best was in general. And besides. Do you even know the beatles?
I do, yeah. You’re wrong.
Okay, fine, you win. Have your ego boost. I can't deal with you right now. I'm busy cleaning your mess.
Paul McCartney fans, amirite?
I've decided I'm going to clean the whole heart of gold. Since 90% of that place is dust or confetti. That's unacceptable.
Make sure you clean behind the drinks dispenser.
🫵🏻 favorite Beatle?
Ringo, I think he's pretty, and I like drummers. But Paul's a close second.
What's yours?
Wrong.
How can it be wrong when they ask who I see as a favourite? They didn't ask who the best was in general. And besides. Do you even know the beatles?
I do, yeah. You’re wrong.
🫵🏻 favorite Beatle?
Ringo, I think he's pretty, and I like drummers. But Paul's a close second.
What's yours?
Wrong.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Uhm... can someone come get me...
Seems like a good vacation spot for you, Earthman.
Ford. I have something important to ask you...
*gets on one knee that lets out the sound of a dying door hinge*
Will you... marry me?
(Ooc: this was way funnier when i came up with this at 5 am.)
I-
*looks at Arthur concerned*
Are you okay? Do you need to get your knees checked out?
*shakes head*
Yes I will marry you Arthur!!
IM FINE I PROMISE AND OH MY GOD-
*jumps at him so hard to hug him that we both end up eating floor*
This is a bad idea, guys.
Shhhh, you're ruining the moment Zaphod.
Be happy about this.
Hey, man, listen, I'm happy for you. Sincerely. I just don't want this ape to me my semi-cousin-in-law. You know what I mean?
No I don't; because I want him to be so you're going to have to deal, got it?
No need to be so aggressive just because I don't want an idiot in our family.
Ford. I have something important to ask you...
*gets on one knee that lets out the sound of a dying door hinge*
Will you... marry me?
(Ooc: this was way funnier when i came up with this at 5 am.)
I-
*looks at Arthur concerned*
Are you okay? Do you need to get your knees checked out?
*shakes head*
Yes I will marry you Arthur!!
IM FINE I PROMISE AND OH MY GOD-
*jumps at him so hard to hug him that we both end up eating floor*
This is a bad idea, guys.
Shhhh, you're ruining the moment Zaphod.
Be happy about this.
Hey, man, listen, I'm happy for you. Sincerely. I just don't want this ape to me my semi-cousin-in-law. You know what I mean?
(Pretend im anonymous and that im also @eddiethecomputer because I cant be anonymous 😭 LMAO)
Have you ever tried meditating or something, Marv? Like ANYTHING to improve your mood? It takes effort to change that mindset, yknow! Do yoga! Balance your chakras! SOMETHING!
Ah yes. Yoga. Famously the thing that involves leg moving. The one that hurts. What a genius.
Why don't you try dancing, then? I heard it's good for you.
im going to start throwing rocks at you from a tree, you want monkey man youre going to get monkey man.
(ooc, im sorry i think im funny when im really not)
I never said I wanted a monkeyman. I don't want you at all.
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Ford. I have something important to ask you...
*gets on one knee that lets out the sound of a dying door hinge*
Will you... marry me?
(Ooc: this was way funnier when i came up with this at 5 am.)
I-
*looks at Arthur concerned*
Are you okay? Do you need to get your knees checked out?
*shakes head*
Yes I will marry you Arthur!!
IM FINE I PROMISE AND OH MY GOD-
*jumps at him so hard to hug him that we both end up eating floor*
This is a bad idea, guys.
i dont have "attack patterns" i dont have "strategy" i hit it until it dies & if it doesnt i try again
@potigg
The amout of times....
Hey, that's not true! I come up with a lot of strategies in the moment.
