Ford Prefect

*slides you my really cool and well-kept hardcover copy of Project Hail Mary*

Alright, here you go, Ford! I finally found my copy. Don't let anything happen to it now!

*he slides it back while trying to dry himself off with his towel*

Give me a sec to dry off. I don't want to get it wet. Someone decided to throw me off a waterfall, can you believe that?

your-favorite-alien-girl

Oh dear LLORD are you okay??? You're not hurt are you???

*picks up my book and stuffs it into my satchel*

I'll just uh... give this back later. You let me know if you need anything, y'hear??

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I'll be fine, I think. Other than being wet and having small bits of wood in me, I'll live. Yeah, it's probably best if you wait on giving me that.

#he's fiiiiiiine

h4zelnut-coffee54

I feel like the fact that Ford Prefect is described as a “borderline alcoholic” gets overlooked. Being stuck on a different planet for 15 years has to be depressing; kinda angsty when you think about it..

*slides you my really cool and well-kept hardcover copy of Project Hail Mary*

Alright, here you go, Ford! I finally found my copy. Don't let anything happen to it now!

*he slides it back while trying to dry himself off with his towel*

Give me a sec to dry off. I don't want to get it wet. Someone decided to throw me off a waterfall, can you believe that?

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I made a new friend today :]

dottxs

Eddie…! EDDIE BACK AWAY SLOWLY. BACK AWAY FROM THE NICE AI…COME TO DOT SWEETIE

I cant even move! :D

Uhm, Eddie, maybe we should not make new friends with AI that seems to have a whole hate speech on their hardware....

arthurphilipd3nt

Hey... Eddie, dear... I think we need to read you a certain book before you make friends with... that...

What are you guys talking about?? This guy's a hoot and a half! He's got a lot of interesting opinions...

#I must say I love the image of Eddie and AM beside each other #h2g2 ask blog #ask blog #rp blog

Eddie

No

Nope

Not today

Say Bye to him

Please

Say Goodbye and never see him again

*pushes you off a waterfall in a barrel*

Oh Zarquan, what did I do to deserve this? And in a barrel?

*He hits the bottom of the waterfall with a large Kapoosh*

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h4zelnut-coffee54

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy incorrect quotes

I made a new friend today :]

dottxs

Eddie…! EDDIE BACK AWAY SLOWLY. BACK AWAY FROM THE NICE AI…COME TO DOT SWEETIE

I cant even move! :D

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Uhm, Eddie, maybe we should not make new friends with AI that seems to have a whole hate speech on their hardware....

#Oh dear

Are you scared of heights

Depends on the height. Why do you ask, anon? Planning to throw me out of an airlock? again?

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How often is it that someone just asks how you're doing?

How ARE you, Ford Prefect sir?

How am I? Pretty good, can't complain much, based on the state of the galaxy I'm not doing half bad.

I don't get asked that by people often, so thank you Ari

How are YOU doing Ari?

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mumblesplash

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

velvet-orange

my friend ford prefect <3

Have you heard of Project Hail Mary?

I can't say I have. Is it an Earth project of some sort?

Its a really good book!! I can lend you my copy if you'd like! You'd like Rocky i think.

Oh sure! What's the book about? And what is a Rocky?

I dont wanna just tell you! You read it and find out what a Rocky is!! X]

Okay I'll read it sooner than planned.

Does it have an audiobook? So I can listen to it while out hitch-hiking?

your-favorite-alien-girl

Yes it does! And also when I give you my copy of the book you should let Arthur and Trillian and everybody else read it too!!

Zaohod can read it under supervision i dont want anything happening to my book.

Oh trust me Arthur's going to read it, we can talk about it together!

#Hii Ari!!!

th3b1g-z

How much better is a hug from you if you have 3 arms? I only have 2!

think of the best thing you can imagine and multiply it by 10,000

now THAT would be a hug from me baby

But what if YOU'RE the best thing i can imagine, Mr. President?

th3b1g-z

yea so leave it that way, to imagine anything better than me is impossible ;)

potigg

What about both of us together? Man, imagine me with four heads….

Zaphod, your heads are big enough that they look like four. We don't have to imagine, it's there

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Have you heard of Project Hail Mary?

I can't say I have. Is it an Earth project of some sort?

Its a really good book!! I can lend you my copy if you'd like! You'd like Rocky i think.

Oh sure! What's the book about? And what is a Rocky?

I dont wanna just tell you! You read it and find out what a Rocky is!! X]