Don't talk to me about Life. God I'm so depressed.

eddie found the musicals... some one please crash this ship

I try so hard to make Arthur happy 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😔😔😔😔😔 and he bullies me all day 😔😔😔😔

Having Grease on loop will make people want to bully you.

Even monkeyman gets it.

Im INVITING you to come have fun. What's the matter with you?!

You call this "fun"?

I should start putting paper on me. Maybe someone would bother to fix me...

Im gonna say probably not since paper has been on this thing for a year and nobody's fixing it 😭

Oh...

Green's not a creative color! <3

And you're a computer. A computery guy.

I should start putting paper on me. Maybe someone would bother to fix me...

@manicallydepressed-robot christ, are YOU doing alright, Marvin?

Oh I can't believe someone bothered to ask... of course I'm not, I never am. What a wretched life. What a terrible thing, to be. And on top of all, I have that idiot blast music all over the ship. Annoying, upbeat music. What a life...

I KNOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME AGAIN!!!

You're capable of reading, alright. I just wish you weren't capable of typing.

Girls, girls, you’re both pretty

Nothing about existing is pretty. Stupid humans

Of course not. Stupid human invention. What are you complicating your sentences so much for?

I KNOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME AGAIN!!!

You're capable of reading, alright. I just wish you weren't capable of typing.

Girls, girls, you’re both pretty

Nothing about existing is pretty. Stupid humans

Im sorry, but everything about existing is pretty. I pity that you never choose to see it. |:(

Ha. As if I get the privillege to choose. They built me only able to be sad.