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Sweet Seals For You, Always
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Acquired Stardust
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Monterey Bay Aquarium
occasionally subtle
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Jules of Nature
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↳ the old guard + text posts (16/?)

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i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they all just live peacefully and groom eachother instead of fighting and killing eachother and its been generations of that, it only took 1 wipeout of the aggressive males to change the whole social order of the species i am crying they must be so much happier
……….I have an idea.
don’t we all
Waking up beside your best friend and partner is always my favourite thing to get to do. (and waking them up to tell them all my crazy theories and questions)
I got a new job! I'm an assistant manager for the 1st time.
Fully giving myself to capitalism until I can run away to the woods and survive off crafts and my lifestock.
The nine-tailed fox | Suzhou double-sided embroidery by 杨雪

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I don't know if I'm bad at keeping friends or bad at finding good ones.
Hozier - The Humours of Whiskey (Traditional, a cappella)
in this house we dont say jason we say yeehaw michael . cowboy cordero (double c). yeehawdero if u will .
A nice swissknife approach to get back on track !
yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think that america just straight up doesnt have the statute of secrecy. european countries are falling over themselves hiding magic but come to georgia and theres a drunk redneck wizard wingardium leviosa-ing the shit out of a tractor to the delight of his drunk redneck muggle buddies in a walmart parking lot.
wizard on muggle violence is prevented by virtue of there being like a 50/50 chance that muggle is packing heat. muggle on wizard violence is prevented by knowing that wizard can give you boils spelling LIL BITCH on your forehead if you try to start something.
america is the weird redheaded stepchild of the magic world.
im not gonna stop reblogging this until this is the next Hot Fanon
english muggles come back to england and suspicious wizards meet them at the airport.
‘did you witness any strange or inexplicable acts while you were in america?’ they demand.
the english muggles just laugh in their dumb fucking faces. mate, it’s america.
what’s the difference between a werewolf and an animagus?
english wizard: *two hour lecture on legal history*
american wizard: six beers
@jumpingjacktrash congrats ive read hundreds of comments on this dumpster fire of a headcanon and yours is the best
thank you my patronus is a monster truck
I have reblogged this I don’t even fucking know how many times but I still completely lose it every time I see the words “My Patronus is a monster truck” because that is the most AMERICAN thing I’ve ever seen in 29 years of being ‘merican.

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a ferocious beast
i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury
I hope you relive the moment you left me all over again at night and that it fucking rips your heart out knowing what you did to me.
Sanvers/Petramos
the moment they realized it…
A friendship between a time traveler and an immortal. Wherever the time traveler ends up, the immortal is there to catch him up to speed.
#I WOULD READ THE SHIT OUT OF THIS (itsmeliiissa)
Same!

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Not into the whole texting back thing sorry.
one day
someone is going to hold your hand and you’re going to feel so much warmth,
you are going to feel at peace; content,
life is going to make sense for once,
you will smile and you will actually mean it,
someone is going to hold you tight and they aren’t going to let you go.
one day, in the near future, life is going to be ok.
please stick around to see it. it’s going to be so good.