blog.

i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they all just live peacefully and groom eachother instead of fighting and killing eachother and its been generations of that, it only took 1 wipeout of the aggressive males to change the whole social order of the species i am crying they must be so much happier

……….I have an idea.

don’t we all

in this house we dont say jason we say yeehaw michael . cowboy cordero (double c). yeehawdero if u will .

im not gonna stop reblogging this until this is the next Hot Fanon

@jumpingjacktrash congrats ive read hundreds of comments on this dumpster fire of a headcanon and yours is the best

thank you my patronus is a monster truck

I have reblogged this I don’t even fucking know how many times but I still completely lose it every time I see the words “My Patronus is a monster truck” because that is the most AMERICAN thing I’ve ever seen in 29 years of being ‘merican.

i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury

I hope you relive the moment you left me all over again at night and that it fucking rips your heart out knowing what you did to me.

A friendship between a time traveler and an immortal. Wherever the time traveler ends up, the immortal is there to catch him up to speed.

#I WOULD READ THE SHIT OUT OF THIS (itsmeliiissa)

Same!