eggs & bacon you're mistaken

they should make a wetter water that hydrates you 5 times as much. it should feel like a videogame health potion. instant healing. instant hydration.

AUGUST IS OVER??????

my bad gang there's one more

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

and you still have tomorrow to try again

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

liking girls with glasses when you are a girl with glasses is objectively funny

like...clack clack. you know

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

if i get a good nights sleep i can feel like a human being but it does mean missing out on an hour of phone time. so there's nuance.

the amount of maintenance being alive requires.. i got nothing against eating but 3x a day, every day? couple hours max until you feel hunger coming back? the same teethbrushing routine every morning and night forever? showering doesn't last more than a day? give me a break

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

Missing touch, missing kisses, missing the slow burn of being wanted.