Live It Out Loud

Sebastian: Are you awake

Sebastian: I'm awake

Sebastian: I shouldn't be awake goddamn it

Sebastian: Blaine's asleep

Santana: Oh my god you're such an asshole

Sebastian: If I woke you it's your fault. Why don't you turn your sound off

Santana: You didn't wake me but you shouldn't text people at 3AM anyway

Sebastian: I can't sleep

Santana: You mentioned that. Sleeping pill, dummy

Sebastian: I took one, waiting for it to kick in

Santana: Turn off the screen, idiot

Sebastian: You're the most comforting person a man with bipolar could have

Santana: Is it Nick

Sebastian: I guess.

Santana: He was the top Warbler

Sebastian: liar, I know you actually think it's me and Hunt

Santana: Nick was actually nice

Sebastian: Hunt is nice to you

Santana: He sides with you too much

Sebastian: I took Nick for granted

Santana: We probably all did. But he knew you had his back and that you had love for him

Sebastian: He told me to stop being an asshole to Blaine during the roadtrip before freshman year.

Santana: The man knew truth

Sebastian: Why are you awake

Santana: Thinking

Sebastian: Spill

Santana: Britt and I were talking about having a baby together

Sebastian: Shit. Can you even do that anymore

Santana: Britt and I are prime, we could do it if we wanted to

Sebastian: What you thinkin

Santana: I don't know. I always thought with Drew I'd be done

Sebastian: But Tiny Dancer hasn't done the whole hormonal squeeze a watermelon out of your vagina thing

Sebastian: Ew, vaginas

Santana: Idk it's not really that. It's going through it together, having a kid that's ours.

Sebastian: Don't let Drew hear you say that shit

Santana: Please like I could love any kid more

Sebastian: Keep talking about it. I've not ruled out one more tbh so who knows maybe we'll go through the insanity together

Santana: Whoa I did not expect that

Sebastian: You haven't seen Blaine around babies? Better than another slobbering dog

Santana: You cray. Dogs are way easier

Sebastian: The pill is taking. Good thing I don't have any nearly meetings. I hate this goddamn disease

Santana: Everyone has something stupid to deal with, this is yours

Sebastian: Good night, whore

Quinn: I guess that could work....less pressure.

Sebastian: Keep us posted. Blaine is more excited about you new little romance than making out with me (for the moment). You can imagine how annoying this is, so you better make it worth it.

Quinn: that's the opposite of less pressure

Santana: Shut it, Smythe.

Santana: Q, this is nothin, you got nothin to lose.

Quinn: Crude. Can I be honest? I thought Luke and I were going to spend the rest of our lives together, I loved him. And now? I just don't know if I want a "warm" body.

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29 years ago today a I met a handsome man who decided it was his mission to turn my face into the shade of a tomato. Turns out he was the love of my life. Happy (sort of) anniversary, @sebastianandersmythe. #blessed #onceawarbler #alwaysawarbler

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@sammmmmmmmmiam Hahaha I hated him so much when we first met him for the Jackson off, and worse after @hunterclaringtonesq came along.  Now I can’t imagine you two with anyone else.  Happy Warbleraversary!

@nickwarbler That was the first day we had ever seen anything resembling that smile on young Sebastian.  We knew then that he wasn’t as big of a douche as we feared.   Happy Anniversary!

@hunterclaringtonesq Ah yes, the reason we didn’t win Nationals. ;)  Btw Sammy I hated you right back.  Teenage boy rage.  But Bas and Blaine kept the war at bay…damn it, I would have become the next Justin Timberlake if not for your little When Harry Met Sally routine!  I coulda been a contender!

@tinaofnyc Congratulations to the two lovebirds I could not make up my mind about! Lmao I was like a ball of emotions - possessive of Blaine, suspicious of Seb, wanting so much for Blaine, crushing on Seb, scared of Seb, rationally trying to be a good friend, worried about Kurt, trying to calm Sam the hell down.  I wish I could tell 19 year old me to chill the heck out LOL.

@jxbouvierx congratulations

@tinaofnyc Congratulations to the two lovebirds I could not make up my mind about! Lmao I was like a ball of emotions - possessive of Blaine, suspicious of Seb, wanting so much for Blaine, crushing on Seb, scared of Seb, rationally trying to be a good friend, worried about Kurt, trying to calm Sam the hell down.  I wish I could tell 19 year old me to chill the heck out LOL.

@maryevans You guys are so bloody adorable I might be a little sick.  But the good kind of sick.  Happy Anniversary, we love you guys.

@stephen​murphy Happy Anniversary.  Boys to Men…a match for a lifetime.  Young people today could learn from your story.  May I use you in my sermon this Sunday?

@robandrewdean Happy Anniversary, you two.  You beat the odds.

@cooperdevonanderson Congratulations

You’re welcome, for helping Seb get liquored up enough to break up your wedding to @kurtofnyc 

Well they say the sky's the limit And to me that's really true But my friend you have seen nothin' Just wait 'till I get through

To tell you they’re bad!

So bad they’re good.  Love you guys, congrats.

PRIVATE: SEBLAINTANA

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Quinn: Seb all I know about him is that he works with Mike and is easy on the eyes

Quinn: I don't even have his number!

Sebastian: And that he grew up Catholic, were you not listening? Also easy on the eyes is an understatement, fuck me he's hot.

Sebastian: His number is 212-988-14X4

Sebastian: DO IT

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[QUINTANA ONLY]

Quinn: Be nice Tana. Ok correction. Be civil.

Quinn: I am beginning to think your nicknames lack creativity Seb.

Sebastian: [unsent] Who's been married over twenty years and who got a divorce?

Sebastian: SHUDDUP SNIX I KNOW MORE THAN YOU

Sebastian: Stop deflecting, Q. You gonna ask him out or not?

Quinn: I am not asking someone out who has a crush on one of my friends. That is way too close to playing second fiddle

Quinn: Not that I am interested

Quinn: And Fabrajesty? Really Tana?

Sebastian: I can pull you off your ghetto high horse, Snix

Sebastian: Kid has balls. Came out in a Pope Lovers family, made it as an actor.

Sebastian: Crush is waning for lack of nourishment, but either way that is not playing 2nd fiddle, proud princess. A crush is never competition for an actual relationship, what are you, 16?

Quinn: Who says I am interested?

Quinn: and Hypothetically if I were why would I have to ask him out?

Sebastian: Because he's kind of a puppy. And he still hasn't asked Mike out even though he's been nursing a crush on him for months. And he was a mackerel snapper growin up. You're gonna have to do the untraditional. Werk it, Q!

Santana: lmao Sebastard you can't pull that off.

Quinn: I am pretty sure even if I was dating someone you would still be able to flirt with them

Quinn: and we are just talking. We have met once.

Sebastian: Haha touche. You know if you are interested in you're going to have to ask him out, right?

Santana: I spy less jail-baity Isaac-doppelganger chatting with everyone's favorite cougarlicious baker!