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No, duh, I used to dance professionally too. But he does give pretty awesome business advice! 

San helps obviously. 

I knew that you danced professionally, but I guess I wasn’t clear why you’d still retain a manager. That’s great that you have, though, for just this kind of opportunity. I actually would love to incorporate as much of your dancing as possible on the show. We could get waivers from your students and do some great studio time, and if you’re up for it, there could be club dancing, whatever else makes sense.

What is your manager’s #? I’ll coordinate a time. When are your open blocks outside of teaching? 

Santana will be a great addition - both to the producing but DEFINITELY as part of your show. I just need to think about what the premise of this show would be...

postmodernjesse:

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My manager? Have you not met him? Oh, you’re going to love him! I’ll bring him along for lunch. Don’t let him intimidate you, though - he used to be in a gang and all (it runs in the family) but he’s clean now! 

You have a manager for running a dance studio? Sorry, I just assumed Santana would act as your manager. 

I’m sure I won’t be intimidated. We’re all on your side, after all. 

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Oh! Well I guess I can tag along. I’ll bring Tubbs. He’ll be able to give you any help you might need! He’s a professional. I mean he started by producing porn but I swear he’s really good, and I told him I was taking away his Meow Mix if he didn’t stop.

Who is Tubbs?

It was only a matter of time. I am pretty admired. You’ll need to talk to my manager though. 

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Of course. I actually have lunch with Santana next week, we’ll talk it through then. But remember she’s a music producer, very different than producing TV, so I might need your help if she doesn’t understand something

Jesse: PICK UP YOUR PHONE WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU

Sebastian: Nick Duval killed himself last night so you can shut the fuck up

Jesse: Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I can't believe it. Is there anything I can do?

Sebastian: Cancel rehearsal and give Blaine and I some breathing room for a couple of days, a week, maybe more, I don't know, I've never had a friend kill himself before

Jesse: Will do.

Jesse: I'm sorry

Jesse: [unsent] I already said that

Jesse: Let me know if there is more I can do.

Jesse: All you Warbler guys were close, it seemed like. I can't imagine. How are you doing?

Well it’s kind of like putting your name in to get an audition and then you audition and get told where your role will be I guess. I don’t even know if that makes sense Zelda is better at these kinds of things. Basically I’ll do some physical tests for scouts and then everyone meets in new york hoping to be picked.

Physical tests?  Your body of work on the field in college isn’t enough?  They make you sprint the field and shit?  That’s insane.  And why do you all have to be in New York to get picked?  They can’t email or text you their decisions?  That’s messed up.  Not that we are that much better sometimes on Broadway or in Hollywood.  The physical tests are just with one or two scouts though, not in front of other players in the draft?  Tell me that New York is dignified.  It’s enough that  they make you wear those outfits.

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29 years ago today a I met a handsome man who decided it was his mission to turn my face into the shade of a tomato. Turns out he was the love of my life. Happy (sort of) anniversary, @sebastianandersmythe. #blessed #onceawarbler #alwaysawarbler

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@sammmmmmmmmiam Hahaha I hated him so much when we first met him for the Jackson off, and worse after @hunterclaringtonesq came along.  Now I can’t imagine you two with anyone else.  Happy Warbleraversary!

@nickwarbler That was the first day we had ever seen anything resembling that smile on young Sebastian.  We knew then that he wasn’t as big of a douche as we feared.   Happy Anniversary!

@hunterclaringtonesq Ah yes, the reason we didn’t win Nationals. ;)  Btw Sammy I hated you right back.  Teenage boy rage.  But Bas and Blaine kept the war at bay…damn it, I would have become the next Justin Timberlake if not for your little When Harry Met Sally routine!  I coulda been a contender!

@tinaofnyc Congratulations to the two lovebirds I could not make up my mind about! Lmao I was like a ball of emotions - possessive of Blaine, suspicious of Seb, wanting so much for Blaine, crushing on Seb, scared of Seb, rationally trying to be a good friend, worried about Kurt, trying to calm Sam the hell down.  I wish I could tell 19 year old me to chill the heck out LOL.

@jxbouvierx congratulations

@maryevans You guys are so bloody adorable I might be a little sick.  But the good kind of sick.  Happy Anniversary, we love you guys.

@stephen​murphy Happy Anniversary.  Boys to Men…a match for a lifetime.  Young people today could learn from your story. May I include you in my sermon this Sunday?

@robandrewdean Happy Anniversary, you two.  You beat the odds.

@cooperdevonanderson Congratulations

You’re welcome, for helping Seb get liquored up enough to break up your wedding to @kurtofnyc