life is honestly too short to be embarrassed over anything that sparks even a little happiness in you

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

Is this…shipping discourse?

ur so weird and grotesque let me kiss you