This is truly the only website with normal people on it anymore ain’t that some shit…

love when mages in Skyrim are like "you cannot even conceive of the power I wield!!" like yeah bro that novice frostbite spell making me kinda fresh gonna put my mittens on

“i am a master of the arcane!” okay then why does it say novice necromancer on your health bar then?

okay but to be fair if i learned one (1) conjuration spell i would probably also start talking like that

i knew this day would come. i saw it on the calendar

i love deleting apps from my phone like you mean nothing to me. goodbye

i am terrified by how quickly people change their minds. it fucking terrifies me to think about letting someone in and trusting them and then them just changing their mind about me. and it terrifies me because it’s happened too many times

his wife now

The person who originally posted this to twitter supposedly turned out to be a massive bigot who happened to have illegally raised that bird and did so incorrectly, which is why it not only attacked them (the following picture posted was a sink full of blood), but also stole the toy to begin with, mistaking it for food. It’s not an eagle either, it’s a red tailed hawk who likely never learned how to hunt due to the finder’s negligence and had no idea how to find food. It’s actually incredibly likely this whole set was staged. I wish nothing but the worst for the person who imprinted and released this bird and hope it eventually found its way to a rehab.

long as you trying to do better, better gone come. don’t worry about a thing.

lower the retirement age to 3. im sick of this shit