Chaotic confusion

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

So it's not my circus, but one of my monkeys did previously work there so i actually have a lot of opinion's on the circus' labor practices

“staffing issues” damn that’s crazy. How did you say you treat your staff again btw

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

Hand job vs manual labor

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.