robot self insert

i make her eyes roll back (im annoying)

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

don't worry kitten daddy got it

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

you only like me for who I am

my evil confession: i want to be touched tenderly and with intention

May I please have 1 everything

sorry to my bloodline but its over

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

Oh fuck! OH FUCK!!!! I need 2 be myself

i have an insatiable hunger for connection and an inescapable urge to isolate myself from others and they play catch with my mortal soul like it’s some kind of bean bag or something

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that

I get so fucked up off that water