Sarah.

yeah?? and what of it?? my hands are full and my ass is fat, you fucking wish you were me

simply not a force to be fucked with

Tfw you are at taco bell and you grab the wrong size lid for your drink and you dont want to throw it away bc that's wasteful and just adds more plastic into the worlds landfills but you can't put it back bc you dont want to spread germs and how would you feel if someone did that to you plus no one is vaccinated any more so who knows you might end up killing some small child, but throwing the lid away is basically on par with killing thousands as you do nothing to fight global warming, I mean what are you doing in taco bell anyways? Dont you care about the environment? Dont you care about your own health? You should be drinking water from a glass that was washed with earth friendly soap. Why can't our government get anything right ever? It's all money and power! Corrupt money and power! Money should be abolished. We should have global communism! Would that mean no more taco bell tho?

Is this what overthinking is like?

Seeing as how I spent the rest of the day with a taco bell lid in my hoodie pocket, I think I can answer, "yes"

why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents

You know why your grandma had that plastic on her furniture?

You know why?

Cause ya grandma was a squirter.

I want you to log the fuck off

Horton hears somebody he used to know

mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel

who would name their kid zoey 101 

being a democrat is embarrassing lol

i’m a gemini you dumb bitch