Grace is, understandably, gay

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

transfem thighs were made to be grabbed and squeezed. please touch them.

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

opened the comments on a post and tumblr somehow had a half written comment already autofilled from the last time I saw that post. which was at least two years and several computers ago. what does this site's back end look like

tumblr is going to gain sentience 100 years before any fuckass genAI comes close. this site runs on mold spores.

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

Not half as much as the audio is

You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right

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"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

living with unmedicated ADHD is basically like if Zeno's paradox were real

a bunny is like if you made an advanced combat mech completely useless

we ran out of devotion that corrupts. would you guys be cool with devotion thats a little annoying to everyone