Whitegirl^2

wow this is actually an excellent little horror piece

if you have a mental illness you know exactly what’s behind that door

that took a sharp left

the worst part about reading ancient roman philosophy is that sometimes you’ll read something expressly saying that people shouldn’t do something that you do frequently and it’s like diogenes threw a plucked chicken at you from 2000 years ago

I Didn’t Think I Shipped It But The Fic Writers for This Ship Really Brought Their A Game: a memoir.

I Didn’t Know This Ship Existed Previously But Now I’m In Hell: the sequel

I Used To Hate This Ship, What Have You Done?!: the third installment

I Ruined Myself With This Ship And Now I’m Taking You All Down With Me: a memoir

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

sleepy on main

absolutely fatigued on main

Fucking exhausted on main

God, listening to John Mulaney talk about doing hard fucking drugs in his youth is like hearing a nun reminisce on her last orgy before she converted. What do you mean you didn’t come out of the womb with a fatherly demeanor and crippling anxiety?

The hardest drug I can picture John Mulvaney doing is a bottle of tums