welcome.

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

I have GOT to stop spending $30

dear Santa please make ai bubble blow up and every ai service go bankrupt facing legal charges for stealing other's work

some problems are so humiliating the only solution is to solve them yourself and then continue to never talk about it

I think if you're chronically ill you should be exempted from being regular sick. Quota filled, man.

of monsters and men released new music maybe everything will be okay

HWAT THE FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT GOT ENGAGED? TO THAT FOOTBALL GUY????? ??

that was a rough few years 🥲

we made it

LOOK AT MY TEAM DAWGGGGG WE WON THE FUCKING NATTTYYYYY

she's just a lover girl

I will get there

I don’t even know where “there” really is, but trust me I will. someday