oº⊱Popopuyan⊰ºo

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

Heartbreaking: the phenomenal interesting insane character obsessed with the bland normal guy

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

Michael Kaiser evokes in me a feeling of "I don't even care if he's evil and cruel to everyone and blows up a continent" that I'd only experienced with Bruce Wayne until now. Welcome to my club of characters who are saints and can commit the world's greatest atrocities and still remain saints

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the non-dick-having mind thanks to this website is amazing.

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

Omg i hate waking up to some embarrassing shit i posted the night before I didn’t say that bro it Was not me

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim