You Dont Need To Pretend That You Didnt Notice Me

In my old house there was a couple and one time i ran into them in the hallway and guy was wearing a tight shirt and I was eye fucking him but I was stoned so I locked eyes with the girl instead and she smiled at me.

So the guy saw it and huge fight follows up in their room while I'm just innocently chilling.

So I went to the garden for some peace and quiet and a joint and guy came down and says hi, I offered him some weed, he asked me if I have a girlfriend I said I'm gay and he was like "wanna suck my dick" So I was like "um just because I'm gay doesn't mean I wanna suck your dick???"

Anyway, after I sucked his Dick and ate his ass he came to my room and I sucked his dick again and he liked it so much he was genuinely scared and ran out the room.

Sweetie.... What straight boy?

by ‘holly sweet’ on redbubble

five feet apart cus theyre not gay

oh my god they were roommates 

i wont hesitate, bitch

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

its wednesday my dudes

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a potato flew around my room

i have the power of god AND anime on my side

MY POOP IS COMING

~got a red dress on tonight, dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight~

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