damn them rat hairs is scrumptious!!!

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

top 10 asks written in middle english

It’s not 2014 anymore.

boobs up my ass

And out

so hungry i could eat a mutual......

Oh no yak tranquilizers for me i just wanted to be alone in this berlin warehouse with you

I was about to pen “My moleskine is the new tumblr” in my little black book but I lost control of my hand and drew a complicated mandala that started an energy fire

i hate these motherfuckers so much. our sewer system used to be infested with them. they;d crawl out of my fucking toilet at night looking for warmth, standing up from the bowl waving their shitass little arms at me. they don’t have eyes but you can feel them staring back at you, asking for hugs or god knows what with that pathetic whine that permeates their entire way of existence. uppies! uppies! i’m not giving you uppies you wet toilet freak

That’s not true and it isn’t right to lie about what an Olm would do or where it would live. When I saw the Olms I felt they had a quiet dignity, and I felt that they were blessed to live in such a beautiful cave even though they are unable to see it. I don’t see the point in using your platform to give people the wrong ideas about Olms.

hey dumbass 2014 was 10 years ago. how does that make you feel. 552 was 1,472 years ago but i bet you don't care about that as much