i look good from the nosebleeds, bitch

Hot girls look at me and think wow I need to be in a homoerotic friendship with this person immediately

every woman thinks she's evil and irredeemable for making a few avoidable mistakes while every man goes about his day thinking he's normal after having emotionally tortured at least 5 different women

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

"you have to be your first priority" idk man it depends

I think priorities are always shifting because different situations have different needs. Sometimes you have to be a little selfless, sometimes you have to put yourself first. It dependssss

Also your first priority should always be blogging

looking has become the new sex

thinking about that anonymous story of chris evans rolling the cleanest most beautiful joint the person had ever seen in the blink of an eye

the september wind that makes you nostalgic for stupid things has been blowing through the city. watch out

I have been informed that this is in fact the same wind as the challengers wind that makes you cheat. be careful

at least there is always the parasocial relationship #myparasocialrelationship

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

i keep seeing think pieces about why later millennials and gen z aren't drinking as much as previous generations and i definitely think there are a bunch of nuanced, overlapping reasons for why that is. but one that i don't see explored often enough in these articles/threads is that at a lot of places, a simple cocktail will cost darn near as much as an entree

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

I want y’all to understand that things not working out is a blessing too

Biggest blessing sometimes.