poophands

fucking the thermos so it gets pregnant with more hot chocolate

whores be buying bitcoin to invest into their 10 year plan to get a big jiggly ass

taking reccomendations for somewhere to get a little wooden rake to itch my buttcrack with

suicide squad but its cereal box mascots

hehehe twirls my fruit by the foot around my finger like a girlish bo peep type of character

sprained my flagella

im waterboarding the guantanamo ant

i KNOW there is a mormon out there with a belligerent purple cock

just got my $.87 tax return for living in a pot

jesus should have crucified himself backwards so he could still get butt fucked

muslim spiders and cockroaches spend their whole lives crawling across my hardwood floor towards mecca

luigi's stupid green wailing pussy got turned into red meat by that big turtle guy

Bangs Gavel there must be roadhead for the corpse in the burning tesla on the I-90

sending my cock out into the world to get sucked. or killed