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hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

doubts don’t manifest. worries don’t manifest. intrusive thoughts don’t manifest. ‘what ifs’ don’t manifest. anxieties and fears don’t manifest. anything i don’t want to happen has never happened and will never happen, period. i’m in control and only what i want is allowed to happen and manifest!

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tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

everything is divine punishment if youre delusional enough

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

so it looks like God doesn't exist

Remember that even good changes can make us feel depressed, because, as creatures of habit, we're resistant to change. That doesn't mean that it wasn't the right choice.

I feel like when you are born they should predict your top ten worst mistakes and top ten most glorious triumphs. And whenever you hit one of them there should be a sound only you can hear, like the ringing of a bell in another world. And it should be the same sound for both classes of events.