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Another day, another sit. Got back from breakfast only to have an urgent dump. I made my husband stand in the bathroom as I unloaded a torrent of loud diarrhea -- he said "my gawd!!! You DO have IBS!"

I've often asked myself why do I find men sitting on toilets so hot!? I mean, I get sexually aroused just posing this question! What is wrong with me!!?? Then I think about how awesome it is for gay men to be able to wear their "fetish" of liking men on their sleeve -- it is actually becoming more socially acceptable. However, I feel that there are subcategories that are not as socially acceptable.. like my interest: men shitting / farting / sitting on the toilet. Now I ask myself, where did this come from? Why am I so interested in this? Why am I still interested in something that is such taboo there's so many others ? Is it because I was from a rural area where homosexuality was a sin and the closest thing I got to being around naked was while I guy was sitting on a toilet? Or was I in some way shape or form sexually abused as a child (Which I am very certain I was not due to a very protective mother).

Had to take a shit after we left Louisiana and just as we entered into TX at a rest stop on I20. I got to the men's room only to find toilet stalls without doors. FML. Back in the old days, I would not have even considered it. However, having to take a dump on a road trip and hold it for hours is misery. So I decided to drop trou and sit my bare ass down on the seat anyway. What was the worst that was going to happen? Someone was going to catch me sitting on the toilet?

I sat there for about 3 minutes until someone guy came in also looking for a shitter. Around the corner he came "oops, sorry." No worries, as I wiped up and he waited. When I left the stall, I told him to go ahead and I'd guard the door. He was appreciative as I heard farts and plops.