ponder .ᐟ

hate doing laundry

i'm so left out, everywhere I fucking go!! it's annoying! and school is starting up, which means everyone in my arts class is going to treat me as the token lesbian because i'm "one of the good ones".

BRUH ONE OF THE PEOPLE IN MY STUPID ARTS CLASS (it's not stupid I love my teacher) CALLED ME THE D SLUR, AND THEY SAID THEY COULD SAY IT BC THEY'RE SAPPHIC (they're bi). FUCK YOU???? IM NOT EVEN FUCKING FRIENDS WITH YOU, TF???

actually this has turned into more of a rant but also I HATE when people come up to me at school and just casually call me the f slur. I know it's some people's humor, but I don't KNOW YOU!! it's a performing arts school, so the general public is woke, but there are some kids that will just CALL YOU A SLUR, simply because they can say it?? i've been called a bitch, a fag, a faggot (two different things), a dyke, and one time the t-slur when I mentioned wanting to experiment with they/them pronouns??? (nobody used them anyway)

and sort of off topic, but now i'm out to my family, so GOD KNOWS what this years trip to my aunt's house is going to be like. my grandma is religious, but she is lowk excited that i'm gay. but my aunt + her husband? like he's going to SLIME ME! or just not talk to me, so maybe that's a bonus.

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

Mine

....I don't mind

NO?????????

you know what.. fuck yeah.

...I am NOT complaining...

Im screeching.

Thank you for the tag

@maybeinyourwallz

This is the man I’m marrying lol

Who I’m tagging next:

@norassickining @candygimp

Ok uhh

thank u for da tag<3

ur fucking kidding me.

He's so fine but I wish it was my husband toji or nanami

ғᴏʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇxᴛ: ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴀs ɪɴ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏᴘ ᴄʟᴏsᴇᴛ

ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛᴛᴛ ᴍᴀʀʀʏɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ʙʀᴏ

ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ᴋɪᴅ (╥﹏╥)

@welaughuntilourribsgettough @scarecrow-jo3 @whisperingvanillaz @ofc-youhave-redhair-andpronouns @rosewoodsecrets @invader-rewa

GENUINELY DON’T GET ME EXCITED HOLY.

ARRIETY😭

I mean. That's ok rly I wouldn't mind marrying Arriety

MYSELF??!!

(hey i aint complainin)

So am I marrying myself or David? Selfcest polycule

That’s laddie… this is illegal and just icky

I’m killing my self cause if I kill him a cule from the boardwalk is gonna get me

Tomodachi Darry…. I feel like that’s more @darrelsdog territory but idk

also im. guessing im also. in the tag list. so.

mmmmmmmmhhhjmmmmm i know thats right

LMAO ILL TAKE IT

Squiddo keychain :D