i'm a teen girl, so obvs if I post it's going to be strongly opinionated or angsty. I prolly won't be posting that often because i'm new here and stuff
also i'm not the best writer so my stuff isn't gonna be worded properly most of the time
I don't really know how Tumblr works so uhhh if any of this looks off that's why!!
ok ily bye!!
yo is this how the music thing works is it just gonna play?? idk
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i just realized that I actually DON'T need to feel guilty for being upset and sad! when this happens to other people, they can also be upset and sad! i'm allowed to be upset and/or sad!
Not many people say it but Rocky's way of speaking has been a solace for autistic people everywhere. You can say "statement" and "question" and then just explain you're a fan of Project Hail Mary and that excuses it. You can reiterate how excited you are by repeating it three times and nobody gives half a shit. It really makes communicating with people significantly easier. Honestly it makes me so fucking happy because now people don't look at me like I'm socially inept because I know how to express myself easier.
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Myron/ an OC as Jason (it wouldn’t fit into the timeline since this would be during season 3 of the show but I don’t think there’s another canon character to play Jason)
The setting:
So this is somewhere between the beginning and the middle of the 3rd season and like a local youth theatre decides to do falsettos. They like only cast teens and young adults so it’s perfect for the glee kids.
Originally Kurt and Blaine wanted to play Marvin and whizzer I imagine they often sang the songs together and compared themselves to them but in like way less tragic (fortunately). So they went to audition but when the cast list comes out they find out that Sebastian got the lead which surprises everyone since they didn’t even know he auditioned. Kurt obviously isn’t happy that him and Sebastian are playing love interests and even considers quitting the musical partly to avoid Sebastian and partly for Blaine’s sake but Blaine pushes him to stay and assures him that he doesn’t have a problem with them playing love interests.
Now I imagined two options.
1: Sebastian knew some of the new directions would audition for the musical and mostly only auditioned to cause drama and to be able to have access to the ND especially to Kurt and Blaine so when he found out him and Kurt are playing the leads he was delighted with how much trouble he could cause.
2: Sebastian really just auditioned cause he wanted to play Marvin which I personally think is a very fitting role for him. When he finds out that ALL of his cast mates are from the ND he’s either reallyyy annoyed or as in option 1 smug about it already planning something to help the warblers win regionals.
Either way I think doing a lot of whizzwin/Kurtbastian parallels would be very cool like we’d see them rehearse the musical in chronological order so like at the beginning when Marvin and whizzer are always arguing and jabbing at each other Kurt and Sebastian would do that off stage too and like they always fit the current relationship of Marvin and whizzer that they’re currently rehearsing. Does that make sense? Another parallel could be between Sebastian and Marvin who both develop a lot during the show/rehearsals in similar ways.
Of course because whizzer and Marvin are the biggest leads and have a lot of scenes together Kurt and Sebastian have to spend a lot of time together rehearsing their scenes alone which starts to become a problem for Blaine though he doesn’t say anything of course.
Because I don’t like this “emotionally cheating on my partner before actually cheating and then acting like that’s perfectly normal” trope that the glee writers seemed to LOVE, I’d like it if Kurt and Blaine broke up because of something different which Sebastian is truly delighted to hear mostly so he can make jokes and tease both of them.
Eventually they start having a thing while maybe rehearsing “the thrill of first love” even though by the time that happens they’re “past” rehearing that song so idk about that yet and eventually they’d catch romantic feeling for each other.
I lowkey don’t know how to end it and how to make it in a way that it doesn’t get boring by the middle of it and also I have no clue what to do with the other characters.
I’m still debating whether to actually try to start writing this as a fanfic or not cause I’m lazy and also not the best writer and I’ve never written a fanfic before.
So if anyone would be interested (I have no clue if anyone except me even finds this au actually interesting) in writing it feel free to get inspiration by this (if this is even helpful at all idk tbh)!!
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go downstairs, dad is playing plantasia on the record player
freshly brewed coffee with homemade creamer and a dash of cinnamon
read a big chunk of your book
you have plans with your girls: get dressed, makeup is eating, hair is eating
goodwill -> Ross -> Dunkin pit stop -> bus into the city -> gossip -> sneak into age restricted mall and go to victoria secret -> annie's pretzels -> window shopping -> cava/taco bell (mom is paying) -> more gossip -> Barnes and noble (you don't buy anything) -> bus to the alt side of your city -> record store -> stop by the thrift -> go to the fabric shop -> bus home -> dad made soup, mom made bread -> tv and tea time -> bedtime at 11:30
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western bandit! santana lopez x fortune teller! brittany pierce
a/n: i wrote this on my phone and with an insomnia rush , i tried my best so i hope everyone enjoys it . if there are any typos, grammar errors please tell me , english is not my first language ❤️. also it's very short but it's all i could come up with.
The road was lonely, and the life Santana had chosen made sure she never forgot it. After all, you couldn't build a home when your whole life depended on lying, stealing, and disappearing before sunrise. Every town was the same: ride in, make a quick score, keep your head down, and ride out before anyone realized who had taken their money.
This town wasn't supposed to be any different. Or at least, that had been Santana's plan.
As she guided her horse toward the town square, the peaceful afternoon was interrupted by angry voices echoing between the buildings. A crowd had gathered around the fountain, shouting over one another. Curious despite herself, Santana slowed her horse.
At the center of it all stood the most beautiful woman she'd ever seen.
She looked completely out of place. She was covered in flowing skirts adorned with silver jewelry that glimmered beneath the afternoon sun. A deck of tarot cards lay scattered across the dirt at her feet, surrounded by broken glass bottles that smelled faintly of herbs and lavender. Two men had her by the arms while another waved an empty vial in her face.
"You said this potion would bring my wife back!" one of the men shouted.
"It was supposed to attract true love," the blonde corrected with surprising calm. "If your wife left you, maybe she wasn't your true love."
That only seemed to make the crowd angrier. A snort escaped Santana before she could stop herself.
"She robbed us!"
"She took my money!"
"She's a fraud!"
The accusations came from every direction.
The blonde tilted her head, looking genuinely confused. "I prefer the term fortune teller. And I didn't rob you. You willingly gave me your money."
Another man shoved her hard enough that she stumbled backward against the edge of the fountain.
Santana sighed. She should leave. After all, none of this was her problem, and she already had enough enemies of her own without adding this entire town to the list.
...So why weren't her feet moving?
With another sigh, she slipped off her horse, adjusted the brim of her hat, and muttered under her breath, "This is gonna be a terrible decision."
She pushed through the crowd until she stood a few feet away from the men holding the blonde.
"Four of you against one?" Santana called lazily. "That's kind of pathetic."
The square fell silent.
One of the men narrowed his eyes. "Mind your own business."
"I was trying to." Santana shrugged. "Then you all started making such a damn scene."
"This witch stole from us," the man snapped.
The blonde frowned. "I didn't steal," she corrected. "Again, you willingly gave me your money."
Santana bit the inside of her cheek to stop herself from laughing. God, that woman was insane.
"I don't really care about whatever she did," Santana said. "All I see is four men taking advantage of a pretty girl, and I won't let that happen."
The largest of the men stepped forward. "You looking for trouble, cowgirl?"
A dangerous grin spread across Santana's face.
"Mmmh... I usually let trouble find me."
That was the moth to the flame.
The man swung first.
Big mistake.
Santana caught his wrist, twisted it sharply, and drove her elbow into his ribs. He doubled over with a grunt before she shoved him into one of his friends, sending both crashing into the fountain.
Someone behind her lunged.
Without looking, Santana ducked and drove the heel of her boot backward into his knee. He yelped, collapsing into the dirt.
A bottle came flying toward her.
She tipped her head just enough for it to sail past her ear before shattering against the stone fountain.
"Seriously?" Santana scoffed. "You throw worse than my grandma."
Chaos took over the square. Fists flew, people screamed, and Santana could see her own horse growing anxious.
She ducked beneath another punch and landed one of her own, sending another man stumbling straight into the fountain.
"Oh my God!" the blonde gasped dramatically. "That was incredible!."
Santana glanced over her shoulder.
"You planning on helping?"
"Honestly? No." The blonde began gathering her things from the ground. "You seem to carry yourself very well. And I thought you looked like you were having fun."
Santana rolled her eyes just in time to catch another attacker by the collar and throw him headfirst into a water trough.
When the last man finally stumbled away clutching his bruised jaw, the square fell quiet.
The angry men, now soaked, battered, and considerably less confident, slowly backed away.
"This isn't over!" one of them shouted.
"It usually isn't," Santana replied.
Only once the crowd had dispersed did she turn toward the strange fortune teller.
The blonde was still kneeling in the dirt, carefully collecting her tarot cards as though nothing had happened around her.
She smiled brightly when she looked up.
"Hi."
Santana stared.
"...Hi?"
"That was really nice of you. I'm Brittany."
"I'm Santana. And believe me, it was nothing."
"No, no. Really, thank you. I think I owe you something," Brittany said.
Santana dusted off her jacket. "You don't owe me anything."
"I do." Brittany stood, gently brushing the dirt from her skirts before holding up her deck of cards with a smile. "Do you have a place to spend the night?"
Santana hesitated.
"...No."
"Perfect!" Brittany beamed. "Then you can stay with me."
Santana blinked.
"...You invite strangers home often?"
"Only the ones who punch six men for me."
"So... not very often?"
"Yeah, not very often." Brittany finished gathering her things and started walking in what Santana assumed was the direction of her house. She glanced back over her shoulder. "Well? Are you coming?"
Santana didn't know what the hell was wrong with her.
Normally, she'd get back on her horse, ride until sunrise, and never think about this town again. But there was something about this girl—about the way those impossibly sweet eyes looked at her—that made her actually consider the offer.
Fuck it.
She'd spent most of her life alone. One night of company couldn't hurt.
...Right?
"Yeah, I'm coming. Just let me grab my things, and we can use my horse."
She walked over to her horse, gathered her saddlebag, and held out a hand to Brittany.
Brittany took it without hesitation, smiling as though she'd known Santana for years.
"I knew you'd say yes," she said brightly. "And after dinner... how about a tarot reading?”
a/n: as i said before i hope this doesnt suck , i only could think of a story until that point but if anyone has more ideas for adventures with this two i'll gladly take requests or if i come up with more thing maybe i'll write more.
credits from the banner to : @somebitchprobably-graphicdump
i wish we lived in a world where the first thing you notice about someone is their eyes, not their weight/size. I feel like so many people treat me differently/think i'm weird strictly because i'm fat. like maybe i'm just me!
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I Feel Pretty/Unpretty might not only be one of the best glee covers but THE best mashup the song has made. It’s so aghhh it’s so like somber and emotional and just so so beautiful
dailybridgerton
turnnoffyourmind
stormborns
areudirty
origamiaround
ellievsbear
yousharknotpass
snowghoul
