Zuko Plot 230: Spices of the Heart
Zuko has a massive crush on Sokka, but he isn't the best at making his intentions known. Any time he tries to use words he messes it up and just ends with both of them confused.
Since his words aren't working, he tries to express himself through other means. And what does Sokka like most? Food!
Zuko learns to cook from Uncle who (not knowing Sokka is the recipient) insists that the spice of a meal is an expression of the spice of your love! (Being metaphorical about putting your heart in a meal to make it taste better) Zuko takes it literally and every time he makes food for Sokka he adds more spice because Sokka just doesn't seem to be getting the point.
Aang, Katara and Toph all figured out what was going on before Zuko started cooking for Sokka, but have a bet going for how long it'll take Sokka to figure it out.
Sokka also has a crush on Zuko, but thinks the other is too cool and important to bother with it. He was super excited Zuko started cooking for him but with each progressive meal it's harder to eat without combusting.
Sokka tries to fake eat the food but Zuko insists on WATCHING HIM EAT IT and he looks so cute and hopeful Sokka cant just say no! So he forces the food down and as soon as Zuko looks away he tries to drown the spices with water, his eyes and nose running like hay fever.
Then one day, Zuko brings a meal so spicy even HE can't eat it. Surly THIS will get the point across right!?
Sokka's mouth literally catches fire and he explodes, thinking Zuko must hate him because he keeps trying to kill him with spices. Zuko gets upset and shouts back that he was trying to show Sokka his feelings!
"What, that you want me dead!?"
Sokka gobsmacked "How the hell does spicy death food show THAT!?"
"Well… Uncle said spicy food meant love or… something? I don't know proverbs, but I made it spicy!"
"And you couldn't just TELL me?"
"I TRIED! You never listened!"
Sokka thinks back to the weird interactions Zuko had done before trying to spice him to death. Oh his beautiful stupid loving idiotic awkward stupid Fire Lord…
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