Serena 👌

Couldn’t scroll

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

Y’all need a fucking hug

Body wants sex.. Heart wants love.. Soul NEEDS peace .

pockets need money

I’ve never seen a better post

I’m about to make a terrible decision.

Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.

hey man what the fuck

that was God shielding you

i hate it when people ask “what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” like. awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass.

Oh thank the gods

You could always nip it in the butt too if that makes you happy.

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

I can’t

This man really thought a gorgeous porn star would be pen pal-ing with his ass 😂

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This is still funny every time I see it.

THEIR FACES LMAO LIKE “This bitchhhhhh…”