Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

Kids today don't like spider-man because he's funny or heroic it's because he's the only relatable super hero because his life fucking sucks. He gets his ass beaten and goes home to an eviction notice and a daily bugle headline that says "spider-man cringe compilation"

people make arbitrary divisions between types of gay people. party gays. steven universe gays. corporate gays. activist gays. but in actuality the borders between worlds are thin and may be traversed with ease. monday you can do poppers in a stranger's apartment, tuesday volunteer with a mutual aid group, wednesday spiral over your ex's hazbin hotel fanfiction, thursday write an essay about how your intersecting identities will make you an asset to the pharmacy profession

The one thing about liking MCR is that yes you have the best day of your life multiple times a year but then when you're in a good mood someone will try to make conversation by asking why and then you either have to come up with some lie about a normal thing or you have to be like Ok, so,

Basically there's this band called My Chemical Romance that I've loved since I was twelve and for a long time they were broken up and then after they reunited they weren't doing any fan events and being mostly very quiet which is of course fine. So basically the last album they ever put out just got a remaster celebrating the anniversary of its release and as part of that, the band hosted a listening party in London where they're currently playing concerts. Now on the flyer they posted for that event there was text saying that it would feature DJs "Party Poison" and "Kobra Kid". In the lore built around the album they're celebrating, those names were the alter egos of two of the members, the bassist and vocalist, the latter of which is an EXTREMELY private person. So there was all this speculation and a sense of being afraid to hope for anything because it seemed staggeringly unlikely they would be there. Today the event happens and after the album playthrough, the band members DO show up to surprise everyone and play a DJ set, marking the first fan event the vocalist has attended in literal years. The music they chose was extremely strange and closed with a song from Wind in the Willows. Anyway, how was your morning, I heard the coffeemaker was having issues earlier

a vampire stroking ur [REDACTED] as they’re fangs deep in ur neck. u agree

historic moment for the emmys! regardless of your feelings about the nominees, sepideh moafi is the first persian woman in history to be nominated for the role of best supporting actress in a drama series! that’s a long-overdue milestone that i’m thrilled to see achieved

correction: best supporting actress in a drama series! but not the first persian woman to be nominated for (or win) an emmy! as always, we stand on the shoulders of others. namely, Shohreh Aghdashloo, as has been pointed out to me!

i think we should add media literacy to the water supply

and it’s so so fucking awesome that baran is a millennial woman of color who’s allowed to have a personality outside of Nurturing Mother. baran is a disabled and highly competent combat vet with ptsd and she brings everyone donuts on her first day to make a good impression and she corrects people abt her name and she calls robby out and she is allowed to be angry and tearful and cry in her car and she resents how her coworkers have given up on fighting the system but she still wants to be a good attending for them. and she is not their mother. she is NOT THEIR MOTHER!!!!