Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

and for my favorite character: failed suicide attempt and erectile dysfunction

Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space

wasting away again in tumblrinaville...

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

i want my very own everything

ugh we need more manipulative characters that aren’t evil. lie and cheat and steal for a good cause. control every narrative. use narcissism for justice. ruin all of your personal relationships for the good of the mission.

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.