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platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

i hate when i see a video of a beautiful woman on instagram cooking a delicious meal and then the caption is some shit like "pov he texted he's on his way home from work" or "paying rent to my husband" like oh my goddd i don't care about your flop husband. let him starve

i know this is an extremely basic baby’s first feminism observation but it does genuinely drive me crazy how for the most part stories about men are presumed to be universal and stories about women are About Women

don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

terrible post

it’s fall remember you’re going to go nuts from the decreased sunlight.

i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

greta was time's person of the year a few years ago. she was adored by all liberal world leaders and parties. and when she learnt about people's struggle under occupation and colonialism, she stood in solidarity with them . she now stands with palestine and armenia and kashmir and every oppressed person in the world. she could have been rich as fuck by simply remaining as a climate activist. yet she chose to do the right thing. i love her for her integrity.

gives you a goodjob

I've been a good girl all morning and that means I get 4 ibuprofens :)

THIS GOT ME BROKE YALL

update I’m stone cold sober and started sobbing the second the those lil dogs came out