bravery in being soft

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

when im an obsessive perverted freak but its ok bc my heart is pure

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense

I did not have parasocial relations with that man

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

we are NEVER developing a hang better than slumber party with your friends sorry