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i don't do bad sauce passes
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One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@polytrichumstrictum
new rules 1. you have to agree with me all the time 2. you have to like all my posts 3. you have to follow me on every site 4. you have to be nice to me 5. you have to like me 6. you have to kill people who disagree 7. you have to kill people I don't like 8. you have to give me gifts 9. you have to like the things I like 10. you have to tell your friends about how awesome i am
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You're listening to..
[the cutest barks you've ever heard]
puppydog radio
[sfx of kibble hitting the bowl]
all treats, all the time
["Who's a good doggie!"]
AC is on and you're listening to your favorite songs!
[panting doggie sounds crossfades into Radioactive - Imagine Dragons]
I just HAD to voice this
It's evolving
I love the idea of Grace occasionally habitually slipping into Rocky’s speech patterns, but I’m even more obsessed with the idea of Rocky (who likely had to modify his own language much more heavily for Grace and his translator to understand it) occasionally slipping into his “talking-to-Grace” pidgin around other Eridians.
Like, Rocky will come home one day and be like “Adrian have good day working on Grace habitat dome, question.”
And Adrian will just go, “Yes, dear. We’ve made some good progress on the lighting adjustments. I take it you paid the aforementioned Grace a visit this afternoon?”
And Rocky, switching back to standard Eridian speech patterns and positively dripping tonal indicators for affectionate sarcasm, is left to reply “However did you guess?”
(They both lose it laughing. This happens several times a week)
The first day in Teacher Grace’s class is widely acknowledged amongst the Eridian children as one of the most exciting days of school, partly because what could be cooler than being taught by the alien schoolteacher who helped save your entire planet, but especially because the first day is the day when Teacher Grace helps everyone choose their human names.
The students all take turns telling him about themselves, what they like, what they want to do, who they are, and Grace in turn tells them about the names they make him think of, and the stories (fictional and real) that go with them, and the kids get to pick the ones they like.
It’s a beautiful exchange of cultures and personal experiences, and every class is unique (one class ends up entirely named after niche Star Trek characters after requests from multiple students result in “Earth culture storytime” devolving into Grace infodumping about his favorite show and everyone becomes obsessed).
Grace is known for being a good deal more forgetful than the average Eridian (“leaky space brain for leaky space blob” Rocky once jokingly put it) but he has never once forgotten a student’s name.
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yaos cake: a phm comic
this was definitely set in a universe where they had the Time to have shenanigans
sketch
How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.
American Kestrel | Raptors of North America
i'm definitely not qualified to answer this chat what do you think
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!!
THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD IS!!
YURI!!!!!!!
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Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼
Sacrifice for human kind
couldn’t stop thinking about this post
gotta lie down every time I remember this recording and the post about it
babe are you okay i saw you were reblogging “No Children (live at the bottom of the hill)” again?
Do you like this song? #500
Yes, I've heard it before
Yes, first time
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💚 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll closes, so check back for results! Until then, please don't mention the song title in reblogs! (Guesses about everything else are fine and encouraged though; have fun!) 💚
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a brief krusie comic
Friendly reminder that you can talk to your brain like a beloved innocent little kid and it works probably better than you’d expect
“Wow this is pretty rough huh…let’s think of some good things instead! What are some things we’re looking forward to?”
“I have an idea, lets pretend we’re in slow-motion, even our breathing and blinking is slooowwww”
“Quick I need your help it’s really super important! Tell me every single [color/animal/etc] you can possibly think of”
“Hey buddy, do you maybe want your favorite snack? I bet you’re pretty tired huh…how about we have a little nap/go to bed early tonight”
Doesn’t always have to be for handling negative stuff either in fact doing it in neutral-positive situations will help you remember it’s even an option in times of distress. And in general it’s just very healing, promotes self-worth, etc.
(no specific source other than that one of my lifelong special interests has been How To Be Better In Every Way Because Everthing About Me Just Seems Wrong)
