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There's this really obscure forgotten DC hero named the Heckler, who's basically buggs bunny as a superhero, not having any powers or physically strong, but just really good at pissing people off until they accidentally deal with themselves.

Now they're interesting, but the REAL star of the show is one of his villains, John Doe the Generic Man, who's this guy in a stark white suit with flat pink unshaded, untextured skin with no features or anything who talks like chatGPT and has black text over his face that explains what he's feeling at the moment. That guy is fucking fascinating.

#this guy has serious tumblr sexyman potential #james gunn i know you love your obscure weirdos #you know you want to

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Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

spin-the-wheel-polls

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Voting ended onJun 24

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

#professor utonium #hell yea

itseasytoremember

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

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lovely-v

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

lovely-v

10-4ward

This is the polar opposite of this:

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

radwolf76

Canny Mountain, Charlie!

bingutop

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

#the planet jupiter #less than ideal situation

aphantimes

🫵 YOU. STOP WHERE YOU ARE

say something nice about prev!!! find something cool about them!! give their blog a skim!!

compliments are FREE TO GIVE so GIVE THEM OUT. pls. thamnk. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

#you have such a zest for life #for a lot of my life (these last few years especially) ive felt like i mostly exist on low battery #for a while i actually felt a little normal but. that part of my life is over #seeing you passionate about anything you blog about is nice #even if its something i dont see myself being invested in #i dont even really remember how we met. which probably makes me a bad friend but #youve been nice to me. despite me having the social skills of a plank of wood #so #thank you

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you can only do this career for the rest of your life

https://wheelofnames.com/dng-wgq

How are things going?

Great! A job I actually enjoy!

okay. I can put up with this

bad but not terrible

terrible

I don't work/results

Voting ended onApr 13

(this wheel is set in a magical world where all jobs pay enough to support yourself so this is purely about the work you do and not the money)

#babysitter #well #i am thinking of becoming a substitute teacher and thats basically a fancy babysitter so #eh

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stromcuzewon

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

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