Please help, denn meine Language macht mir Stress

Petition for more native language songs in Eurovision

Also does a thing since I’m here… *changes my alias and corrects my age*

wish english could make switching from formal to informal "you" a plot point but noooo. like yes i'm aware it's easier for me to not have to worry about conjugating or anything but have you considered it's boring

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

Reddit germans refusing to use any anglicized words to the point of absurdity VS tumblr germans using the most abhorrent denglish you've ever seen

I can't decide what's funnier: insisting on making French versions of brand names like Youtube and Reddit, or for some reason, doing it to "Merica Fuck Yeah"

Masturbenrond...

no little german boy don’t go into that amateur beatboxing competition!

oh mein gott this room is full of bootzenkatzen

B1/B2 is the worst level of language learning to be at bc when ur C1 and people ask you if you speak a language, ur like hell ya bitch i do, and when ur A1/A2 ur like umm not really, but when you’re B1/B2 it’s like??? do i speak that language???