Polly

Thanks so much for what you've already done, for considering this request, and of course if you do decide to get 'em going!

I'm glad you enjoy my stuff! I'd be happy to make some Jack gifs for the...

Honestly, because I am immortal, I haven’t given it much thought.

But, off the top of my head, any of the following epitaphs would do:

“I appreciate all of the flowers, but maybe next time you could bring a shovel”

“Don’t freak out, but I am standing right behind you”

“Well, this is embarrassing”

“I never noticed how ugly you are when you cry”

“I am such a mess, I wish you would have told me you were stopping by”

“Oops, turns out everything they said about hell was true”

~ "It's not like I hate talking, you are just so boring. I don't even remember what you said two seconds ago. That's how unremarkable you are. So, it's not a ME problem, it's a YOU problem"

~ "I forgot to eat breakfast and lunch"

~ "Do I really need to wish someone their birthday? Do y'all like getting old?"

~ "Whenever I feel awkward, I imagine brutal ways to kill people"

~ "What do you mean I can't order from the kids menu? I eat like five things in my life"

~ "Sometimes I put on earphones just to avoid people"

~ "The T.V remote was too far away so I stared at the wall for five hours"

~ "I don't have enough energy to correct you right now, call me later"

~ *person says* "Hey, how are you?"

*ME* "Nice to meet you my name is just fine....wait"

~ "I am willing to die proving a point"

~ "I am not gonna study. What's the worst thing that happens? I fail. It's not like I am dying. I won't mind that either"

~ "I gave up on life when I was 11. The best decision I ever made"

~ "I am not sorry for coming late. I feel sorry that I came"

~ "I will touch grass when I am in the coffin"

~ "Well actually, everything you said was opinions, not facts. I don't care about how you feel, if you don't care about what I think"

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned