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Need me a fanfic where Batman is such a cutely stupid dad and is just fussing over Jason in front of the Justice League (and Jason letting him because he's such a daddy's boy) like

Batman, with a deep and unemotional voice: " That's Jason, my sweet boy. And he's such a polite and darling gentleman. His favourite activity is to read and he's so calm and gentle and smart. So lovely and adorable, my precious little baby ☺💐"

The baby in question is 20 years old, fit and athletic, bigger and taller than Batman himself, looking like as if he could (and would) fight most of the JL and win, with several guns visibly attached to his suit, who is doing his very best to antagonize the JL at any given moment just for fun, BUT ☝ stops as soon as Batman is in the room, hugs and cuddles and is genuinely happy to talk with him, and generally acts like the most behaved and well-mannered son ever and "of course I'm a good boy Green Lantern. As if would ever misbehave. That would break Batman's heart and I couldn't possibly do that to him, I mean that's my dad I love him!"

And Batman's all like "Aww Jason I love you too son. I'm so proud of you my sweet boy ☺" and he just doesn't. know that Jason is that much of a little shit that he's antagonizing and gaslighting all of Batman's colleagues just because he wants to stay his dad's little baby.

The day Spock was made:

Amanda and Sarek are chilling around and Sarek, for some reason, is shirtless and showing off his fur carpet of chest hair.

Amanda is sitting on the side and watching him and is doing that sunglasses move where she is pushing them down a little bit to ogle and drool better before she jumps on her man

20 years later:

Jim and Spock are chilling around and Spock, for some reason, is shirtless and showing off his fur carpet of chest hair.

Gay Slut Odysseus!AU 💋

(which I guess is not exactly an AU bc that's how he actually is in the story but nvm)

Based on a post (👇👇) apparently in some translations Odyseuss was nude when fighting his wife's harrassers suitors?????? Which inspired me to a different kind of ending :)

"Upon seeing the king bare, the suitors at once flocked away from the queen's proximity and towards his for as they felt an immediate and quite urging need in their body - especially their lower parts -, nothing akin to what they have ever felt beforehand.

Merthur!Angst - "Just a servant"

(Probs has been done already but idgaf lol)

Inspired by the post below, Merlin is ofc like totally in love with Arthur and would like to tell him about it but is like super self-conscious about their bantering and insults for each other because he can't help but worry if Arthur actually means them and thinks that Merlin is only a lowly servant and not his friend but then he still decides to confess bc he wants to tell him so badly. And then he goes to Arthur and tells him about it but because Arthur is emotionally repressed he gets totally overwhelmed and tells Merlin out of panic that he rly is just a servant for him and things like that and Merlin just runs away.

Merthur Prompt! Flowers🌷

Merlin wants to give Arthur some flowers to show him how much he adores and loves him and he's going up to Arthur in his room and is like super nervous and shy basically not being himself and Arthur notices and asks him about him. So Merlin gives him the flowers and tells him that he's wanted to give them him to show him how much Arthur means to him. BUT Arthur reacts rly horrible (not out of malice but bc he likes Merlin ofc as well but he's awful with feelings and expressing and he's totally overwhelmed etc.) by laughing at Merlin and insulting him about it because it's what he's used to with Merlin.

Dragon!Merlin!AU

Everything's basically the same except that Merlin is not only a Dragonlord but also real dragon but he doesn't know about it at first.

He's only able to transform when he is coming of age so he has never done it before.

But then it suddenly happens and he transforms into a real ass dragon (but like only normal room size bc of his young age). He wakes up in the morning he feels really strange and then he realizes that he's a dragon and then Gaius finds him because he is messing up his room and they try to get out of the castle.

Merthur Prompt

Arthur wanting Merlin's favour for a tournament but is to shy to ask so he secretly takes one his neckerchiefs. Merlin spotting it on Arthur before the tournament and doesn't realize it's his because he's too shocked thinking Arthur has a loved one.

"You haven't been watching me during the tournament, I haven't seen you in the crowd..."

"I fail to see the point of watching something I have seen so often already"

"But... you're always watching me..."

"I have known beforehand that you are going to win because you always do, and you did"

Merthur Prompt

Merlin has become Court Sorcerer and is always rather busy which Arthur tells him about bc he misses him.

After this Merlin becomes even more distant and always cuts short dinner with Arthur to go back working and after a while Arthur can't deal with it anymore and goes to Merlin's new chambers in the middle of the night and finds him asleep on top of some magic books and when he takes a look at them he finds out that has been working on a magical surprise for Arthur to make up the lost time with him

Criminal!Snufkin!AU ⚠️💚

In which Snufkin is like doing crimes like all the time and turning into the typical bad criminal like in real life and bc of this the valley is like "kids dont talk to that person he's bad" and Moomin's parents also forbid Moomin to see Snufkin ever again because "he's bad influence for you and we do not want our son to interact with criminals"

but Moomin doesn't care about this at all and he and Snufkin secretly meet up at night in the forest/hidden spot because they love each other too much

and Moomin doesn't see Snufkin as a bad person (because he only does vandalism but actually never hurts people or smth like this) and Snufkin doesn't want to loose Moomin and is like super cute to him because hes the only one who doesn't hate him and he's doing everything Moomin wants, to prove him that he's not dangerous

(inspired by this art ▼▽)

APPRECIATION POST (+ MERCH )

Thanks to @a-magpie-in-gravesfield for the products 💖

Got myself some Emperor Belos/ Philip Wittebane-Pins, but Magpie put a lot of extra stuff in it too, like a handwritten letter, little greeting cards, a wax sigil, an Belos-Button-Pin and an Emperor picture 🤩💫💖

It's so cute and adorable, and I can't wait to buy more from the shop ( 👇)🙌🔥

New take: Philip lit that house in Gravesfield on fire and then blamed it on the witches just like he later did with his curse 🔥

Just saw a fanart of a modern Howl wearing one of Sophie's hats (according to the artist) and it made me think what if Howl really does that