To the sea

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now

this june we’re gonna be outside, happy and eat as many mangoes and watermelons as we please

I have GOT to stop spending $30

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

before we have sex can you reassure me i’m the most precious thing you’ve ever seen and repeat it a thousand times please