a conspicious consumption of corpses

For pride month, I should be bitten by a hot lesbian vampire. Thank you.

as someone who doesnt watch a lot of tv shows but does watch a lot of video essays, there is nothing more exciting than a popular tv show ending badly. its like a whalefall for my youtube recommendations. thank you stranger things also sorry that happened

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

I’m just craving low key kink activity lately. Hanging out in lingerie and a collar. Doing shibari just to chill on the couch. Getting lazily teased and played with and petted while watching a movie. Casual hair pulling and mild domination. Just put me on my knees and let me lean against you for a little while.

CASUAL KINK MY BELOVED

we need to abolish work forever i need to snuggle tgirls so badly

She bounce on my thingy till I'm naught but dust

my therapist sent me a document titled "NIGHTMARE PROTOCOL", so i think its safe to say im becoming a child soldier