We Love Shafts

our pike formation is in shambles

i cant speak for other polyam people but being in a triad/throuple relationship in real life is just inherently funny. show up to the family function with two guys and everyone else has one guy. just seems like a power move every time even though we're just living our lives. hilarious. i recommend this for comedic value alone

i love tumblr if i had made this post on twitter someone would have tried to murder me in the streets

i read "polyam" as "polearm" at first and for a split second this post was about lording it over the fools who only have 1 tile of melee range

Won’t say it again!

back in medieval times you could come up with the idea “what if we made the spears longer” and your liege lord would conquer half of france and you would be promptly forgotten and erased from the historical record. and then some nuns would get bored and freak out and everyone would talk about that for a century

trans superheroine named DESTROGEN

transfem warrior named SPEARONOLACTONE

transfem surfer named FINASTERTIDE

*guy with big sword in one hand rests it on their shoulders* me: love that

*guy with polearm resting on their shoulder* me: love that

these ides of march remember NOT to stab anyone in groups. Keep a 1 meter distance. Longswords only.

the pandemic is not over so remember: longswords, spears and javelins only