tyrants help build us

Coldplay being real prophets on their Everyday Life album one year ago: I wanna know when I can go Back and get drunk with my friends Basically the were performing the first socially distanced gig before covid was a thing and wisely decided to not even announce a tour at all on 2020. Idk where Chris gets his lyrics from, but I think ‘song heaven’ passed him some prophecies lol

Really thinking the whole year since everything started this year about HOW they didn’t even think about announcing 2020 tour

Holy fuck he is so talented.

me: *eats something unhealthy* also me: if I drink a lot of water it’ll be ok

me at ten: the home depot lights section is a significant place for me emotionally

Treat yo’self.

y’all…“storm area 51, they can’t stop all of us” was only 8 months ago. that’s no time at all. i really thought it was like 2 years ago. like if a child was conceived on the day they “stormed area 51,” it probably wouldn’t even be born yet. these past five years have been the longest century of my life.

happy 10th anniversary to “oh god. yes”, cursed words uttered by john bi disaster watson

seduce me with ridiculous history facts

Pineapples used to be so expensive that people would rent them for partys as prestige decoration

that’s the shit

Upwards of 90% of all giraffe sex is homosexual, with some males even developing intimate relationships that include fawning and cuddling with their necks.

this has nothing to do with history

Historically, giraffes are gay