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Lillie: Why are you smiling?

Moon: What? I can't just be happy?

Gladion: Sun tripped and fell in the parking lot.

(Guess who's back after being missing for a year, that's right! it's this girl right here!)

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Volkner: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.  Flint: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?  Volkner, already taking off his clothes: God, Flint, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Volkner: Two brooooos!  Flint: Chillin' in a hot tub!  Volkner: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!  Flint:  Volkner:  Flint: *tearing up*  Volkner: Babe, c'mon...  Flint: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.  Volkner: Babe...

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Aaron: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.  Flint: You're like 16 years old  Aaron: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Saturn: Okay, help me please! Mars: Got two words for you. Saturn: I bet they won't be helpful. Mars: Your problem. Saturn: I was right

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Gold: *kisses Silver*

Silver: What is this?

Gold: Affection.

Silver: Disgusting.

Silver:

Silver : Do it again.

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Silver (Teen): Hey, Father? Can I get some dating advice?  Giovanni: Just because I'm with you're mother doesn't mean I know how I did it.

(Sorry for being gone for a month)

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Archer: And now for a gay update with Petrel and Proton.  Petrel: Getting gayer.  Proton: Thank you, Petrel.

(This is a old draft)

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Petrel: I asked Proton out.  Ariana: Oh, I’m sorry.  Petrel: Why?  Archer: Well, we assume he said no.  Petrel: No, he said yes.  Archer: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.

(This is a old draft)

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Archer: That shirt looks great, Proton.  Proton: Thanks.  Archer: But I bet it would look even better on Petrel's floor.  Petrel: Are you hitting on Proton... for me?

(This is a old draft)

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Petrel: I didn't drink that much last night.  Archer: You were flirting with Proton.  Petrel: So what? He's my boyfriend.  Archer: You asked if he were single.  Archer: And then you cried when he said he weren't.

(This is a old draft)

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Ariana: Hey, Petrel, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?  Petrel: Yeah.  Ariana: And you, Proton?  Proton: Umm... yes?  Ariana: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!  Proton: Did she just-

(This is a old draft)

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Proton: So, what is Petrel to you?  Archer: The reason I wake up every morning.  Proton: ...That’s adorable.  Petrel earlier that morning, barging into Archer′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

(This is a old draft)

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Clearing out old drafts

Matt, sweating: Tabitha, there’s something I need to ask you-  Tabitha: Finally! You’re proposing!  Matt: How’d you know?  Tabitha: Matt, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.  Tabitha: I even picked it up once.

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Lillie, skipping rocks on a lake with Gladion: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Gladion: Yeah, it is.

Gladion: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.

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Gladion: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Moon: Your life?

Gladion: I- well yes, but-

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Flint trying to be a responsible older brother

Buck: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Flint: Mind your language! Buck: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Flint: Buck: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

But he fails at it...every single time-

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