Youaremysunshine.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Dear Ijeawele, or A Feminist Manifesto in Fifteen

i’ve been going thru my little brother’s halloween bag (as adults do) and there’s HARDLY any kitkats in this bitch. did they just stop giving out good candy? do people hate kids now? jesus christ 

you are all saying “maybe he ate them” my brother does not like kitkats so. that’s not possible 

imagine owning an independent bookstore with a cafe and bakery with a cat that sleeps on the windowsills and people like to pet her while they browse the shelves

pumbaa from the lion king has flatulence issues that are beyond his control and is socially isolated and rejected for it. this rejection drives him into the arms of a (male) meerkat. in this post i will discuss the themes of the lion king that represent pumbaa’s inherent queerness and his disability, how it interacts with the savanna, and how him and timon both queer norms and subvert them by making their own rules in their relationship and living outside of a society that rejects them. i will also discuss how pumbaa’s ailment is weaponized later on in the movie, when he defeats the hyenas with an aspect of his identity that had been used against him. 

I respect this man’s decision making skills.

hydroponics is immoral. this shit is straight up evil

growing plants without soil? that’s what the devil intended

Hydroponics is like growing humans in their own blood. Everything deserves dirt and requires it

Humans are already grown with hydroponics in a way, we sit in amniotic fluid until we’re ripe.

this feels like the sort of conversation you’d overhear while pumping gas at 3 am 1500 miles from home

Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!

… you’re walking down the aisle. It’s dark outside the chapel and your phone is dead. As you approach the altar, you see him- Shia LaBeouf.

WAIT! He isn’t wed, SHIA SURPRISE! There’s a ring in his hand and love in his eyes!

#actual bachelor Shia LaBeouf

children are amazing

@mornyavie

Thanks! Language development is cool and multilingual language development is especially cool!

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

due to personal reasons I will be traveling to another dimension

Plague doctors are so funny. Imagine being a dying peasant and fucking spy vs spy shows up and tells you “I literally can not cure you”