NO ONE DEAD ONLY VACATION

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

Publishing industry is a shambles in 2026. How else is an author supposed to make a living?

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

and if not, rest assured. I will find a way

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

The thing about being a tumblrina is that you provide such valuable contributions to the broader internet ecosystem and you get zero compensation for that. They should be giving us airline miles

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

im adopting the ‘dark jock’ aesthetic. i’m going to lurk around crumbling old institute buildings in a black tanktop with a skull on it and a backwards ballcap and i’m going to get dark academia people to write my essays for me while i call them nerds and doofuses and prep for the big dark football game