i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

the plot chickens

13 year old me was soooo damn proud of not being like other girls because I wasn’t “‘‘‘‘‘boy crazy’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ hooty hoo dumbass there’s a reason for that

If you just needed something nice today, here it is.

Oh my.

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i’m losing it

Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger

There’s a big ass water snake living in my porch drain and I just want him to come out… Give him a smooch

I’m gonna see if there’s anything on the other end of the drain

if you’re reading this right now.. i truly hope something good happens to you soon

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

don’t even remember making this post but mood

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

*opening task manager* Who do I need to kill?

Always reblog this.