Probably Your Imagination

the U.S. Department of Cruelty has mandated that starting May 5th all lowland gorillas in Virunga National Park must be addicted to tobacco products to avoid drone strikes

the line between a good bit and a bdsm scene really just does not exist

(remembers not everyone's circles are entirely filled with tgirl lesbians) UNDER THE RIGHT CONDITIONS!

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

It really is so crazy how people drive around with their exhaust blaring like a mega horn bitch this is not mad max fury road you are driving to cvs to get some jock itch cream for that moldy shitty butt u never wash. Yall I hate them

Yield to my will bro

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

Nobody gaf about your eggs if you dont lay an egg with a dope pattern

I hate how you can’t dislike some piece of art without someone coming up with a quality you are lacking in to explain why. Oh you’re too old to get it, oh you’d have to be a lesbian to understand it maybe you don’t connect with lesbian narratives, oh it’s dialogue heavy so maybe it’s not enough action for you people struggle with it because it’s intellectual, oh it’s just too complex and ahead of its time so it’s not for everyone, oh it’s because it’s disco which is probably unappealing to you bc it’s so niche you need to have a lot of exposure to the genre to understand, oh it- BITCH YOU DONT KNOW ME

it's been said a thousand times but "male loneliness epidemic" is just our entire generation's loneliness PANdemic. it's just the crisis of capitalism. almost all young people these days are lonely and depressed because of the crisis and decay of the system we live under and tbh the centering of "male loneliness" in this discussion is embarrassing but also a really understandable consequence of sexism & this current stage of culture war . "Oh won't someone think of the young men" oh won't someone think about class consciousness lol

does anyone know what we are supposed to want

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP