“I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober”

its crazy how elections happen more often the older you get. the obama administration lasted from about 1179 bce to 633 ce

I like how the cats themselves are muslim

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

You can tell how hungry for blood the tumblr userbase is this year by looking at how early in the month the Ides of March posts are being made

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

I’d just like to point out that every single thing that has happened in the 6 years since I created this post has only reinscribed its absolute moral correctness in my mind.

She was peak character design, no one has done better since

babe, are you okay? you reblogged that gifset of Helga Sinclair again

Isnt it weird that hotel rooms provide toilet paper, tissues, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, soap, and ive even seen some provide make removal wipes, but I’ve never seen a single one provide pads or tampons?

Yeah i just thought about it when i saw make up wipes in the hotel i stayed in the other day. Like make up wipes are very much something men could accidentally eat yet they are okay to provide but not pads??

Men will see a hypothetical hotel tampon and eat it

men will see a tampon and say is anyone gonna eat that and not wait for an answer

The notes that say hotels store the products in the lobby are completely missing the point. You shouldn't have to go to the front desk to get toiletries.