don’t cry, you deserve this

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

me as a silent hill protag : what the heck …?

what the hell just happened …

what in god damn is going on here ..?

what on earth …

this door is locked.

what is this ?

whats going on …?

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

never understood the hype on "non-newtonian fluids" bc that shit dumb. "oh it's a liquid until you hit and then it acts like a solid" yeah dumbass woah this substance changes properties depending on its surroundings or how it's interacted with? never heard that before. hit water hard enough and it'll be the same as concrete. this oobleck shit not special

When Lindsay Graham learns you don’t go to hell for being gay but still spends the rest of eternity in agony knowing that he wasted his one precious life >>>

when your wire letterboxd mutual sees you log a cloth movie