don’t cry, you deserve this

never understood the hype on "non-newtonian fluids" bc that shit dumb. "oh it's a liquid until you hit and then it acts like a solid" yeah dumbass woah this substance changes properties depending on its surroundings or how it's interacted with? never heard that before. hit water hard enough and it'll be the same as concrete. this oobleck shit not special

When Lindsay Graham learns you don’t go to hell for being gay but still spends the rest of eternity in agony knowing that he wasted his one precious life >>>

when your wire letterboxd mutual sees you log a cloth movie

theyre adding the stinky meal to mcdonalds

nice 2 know mcmonalds made meal for you

not even allowed to push someone now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

shoutout tortoiseshell cats. tortoiseshell cats are the best

Literally of course I believe everybody can be reformed however the willingness of white queers to laugh about having a Nazi phase and the prevalence of 4chan to the point of claiming it’s some sort of universal experience and right of passage is insane like you laughing about how youre a reformed former nazi really doesnt do much to make me think youre reformed

I legitimately think a lot of people who make light of this sincerely miss being around fascists and are just mad that they won’t accept them now that theyre queer

Blue & Yellow Paint

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

can’t believe they murdered lindsey graham to get the heat off of totally still alive mitch mcconnell.