don’t cry, you deserve this

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

Omg they’re covering up Lindsey Grahams transition and pretending she’s the sister nothing is beneath the Republicans. Since when do they pull someone’s sister to fill their role in congress that’s ridiculous. It’s because they know it’s Lindsey after getting her body done. It’s honestly quite clever

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.