[()] WELCOME TO MUSCULAR THEATER, SISTERS

[()] Alright, ‘princess.’ Must be a pretty WEAK planet to have THAT as its premier title.

[()] And INCORRECT. MEAT COLLIDING DESTINY IS PERFECT

[()] Alright, ‘princess.’ Must be a pretty WEAK planet to have THAT as its premier title.

[()] Thank you’ve got what it takes to face me in the ring, sister?

[()] I am the UNDEFEATED CHAMPION of OUTGLUT MUSCULAR THEATER

[()] Lasting a MOMENT against me in the ring is a feat most only DREAM OF.

[()] All you have to do is sign up. Entry is free of charge for competitors, sister.

[()] Thank you’ve got what it takes to face me in the ring, sister?

[()] I am the UNDEFEATED CHAMPION of OUTGLUT MUSCULAR THEATER

[()] Lasting a MOMENT against me in the ring is a feat most only DREAM OF.

[()] All you have to do is sign up. Entry is free of charge for competitors, sister.

[()] No worries, sister.

[()] Exceedingly few fans can bear the presence of such a MAGNIFICENT SPECIMEN AS I.

[()] And yes, many, MANY TABLES.

[()] Tell me if you ever get the chance to partake in one of my matches. I’d be HAPPY to autograph any MOOLAH PARAPHERNALIA you purchase.

it’s a sporting event, and you mention paraphernalia… wow. alright. i do have a means of getting to alternia, but i’m assuming like most sporting events you need like. tickets.

[()] I REFUSE to disallow ANYONE from seeing the GLORY that is ME

[()] No, I do not ‘just show off my muscles.’

[()] I also use them to SLAM MY OPPONENTS THROUGH SO MANY TABLES THAT THEIR DESCENDANTS ARE AFRAID OF MEAL BLOCKS.

[()] It’s not a beauty pageant, sister. I’m showing off what these muscles can DO to anyone FOOLISH ENOUGH to get in their way.

[()] As for your own potential career in the art, drama can be LEARNED over time just as much as HUGE MUSCLES can be created by APPROPRIATE WORKOUT ROUTINES.

[()] Though my own skills are unparalleled, even someone with NO PRIOR EXPERIENCE may APPROACH my abilities with enough DEVOTION and TRAINING.

you sound uh

phenomenal i’m a little overcome

um.

thank like all the gods it’s not just a beauty pageant and you can use those and it’s the point TO use your

muscles

[()] Exceedingly few fans can bear the presence of such a MAGNIFICENT SPECIMEN AS I.

[()] And yes, many, MANY TABLES.

[()] ‘What’s muscular theater?’ For shame, sister.

[()] SHAME, SISTER.

[()] MUSCULAR THEATER is none other than the GREATEST of sporting events, the HIGHEST art, and the MOST GLORIOUS CREED KNOWN TO TROLLKIND.

[()] It is, as you may have guessed, a combination of the LESSER YET STILL RESPECTABLE ARTS of THEATER and WRESTLING.

well, i’m not a troll! and i’m pretty sheltered anyway. but that is… a potent combination. theater and wrestling? i can’t act to save my life, but i can certainly wrestle and fight. i’m very proud of my muscles, actually. 

[()] I also use them to SLAM MY OPPONENTS THROUGH SO MANY TABLES THAT THEIR DESCENDANTS ARE AFRAID OF MEAL BLOCKS.

[()] It’s not a beauty pageant, sister. I’m showing off what these muscles can DO to anyone FOOLISH ENOUGH to get in their way.

[()] As for your own potential career in the art, drama can be LEARNED over time just as much as HUGE MUSCLES can be created by APPROPRIATE WORKOUT ROUTINES.

HELL YEAH YOU ARE SISTER HH

[()] Recognizing that includes you is the first step to INCREASING that worth by whatever means you so choose

[()] Personally, I recommend achieving FAME AND GLORY IN THE RING OF MUSCULAR THEATER

[()] SHAME, SISTER.

[()] MUSCULAR THEATER is none other than the GREATEST of sporting events, the HIGHEST art, and the MOST GLORIOUS CREED KNOWN TO TROLLKIND.

HELL YEAH YOU ARE SISTER HH

[()] Recognizing that includes you is the first step to INCREASING that worth by whatever means you so choose

[()] Personally, I recommend achieving FAME AND GLORY IN THE RING OF MUSCULAR THEATER

Okay, this just looks like bullshit and words. It makes Catra scoff in disbelief that someone would say those things all together. What the hell is an M!A anyways? What does it matter, it meant nothing to her so of course she ignored it. What even is a sabertooth, or a Smilodon anyways? Eugh. She'd discard the message, continuing to lazily lounge in Adora's bedroom.

Except the truth of the matter was that it didn't matter whether or not Catra believed it. Because in a matter of minutes, everything felt a LOT shorter to her than usual - and smaller. The bed didn't feel quite as comfortable, and with a grunt and a wiggle she shifted her weight to sit up. There was an uncomfortable feeling at her lips. Now things just felt wrong - so with a grunt of effort Catra got out of the bed to stand before the body mirror only to find a drastic change.

Okay, she KNOWS this isn't normal.