i will not explain anything

slimes when they get attacked: oh i have to become 2 of me. ohh i have to become 4 ov me. ohhhh i have to become 8 of me

certain girls do this also

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

"adults should never be friends with children" im going to put you into a Box and shake you. Are we stupid.

@uwathebestgirl

someone tells me they're an empath and I grab both sides of their head before frying their brain with my dark empathy electromagnetic waves

liking a popular pairing but not caring for the more popular takes on the characters’ supposed dynamic is agonizing like oh okay i guess i’ll just go fuck myself then. water water everywhere but not a drop to drink

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

maybe if i isolate myself enough my desire for intimacy will go away

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either

when you get crazy enough about The Character you'd think the situations you imagine them in would get more elaborate and lore intensive. but no. imagining my wizard pacing around huffily being slightly peeved at a mild inconvenience. I don’t even know what the inconvenience IS. and it's giving me enough joy to power a city for a month