PoeticAmethyst

Some suggestive incorrect quotes

Miguel: banging a pen on the table out of frustration Robby: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Miguel: I— Miguel: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Robby: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Miguel is? Because Miguel is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

Robby, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy. Miguel: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

Robby: This bloodline ends with me. Miguel: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

HAHA YOU KILL ME, I LOVE THIS AND YOU OLD FRIEND THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THIS AFTER MY MONTH AND 1/2 HIATUS‼️‼️

My response to each:

1. Robby. Saying you’re gonna bang Miguel on a table is NOT the right way to go about your annoyance. 😂 he’ll just do it more so you bang him!

2. The way Robby loves all of Miguel’s little ass 🥹 (granted xolo has now bulked up sooo.. 👀 he always deserves some love there too regardless just pointing it out 🤪)

3. They never learn cus annoying the other just leads to more seggsy time 🤣🤪

Call me crazy because while these two are VASTLY different shows (and I’ll admit I haven’t seen euphoria, I just know the spoiler’s), I still can’t help but feel Maddy and Cassie are a darker and more twisted version of samtory. (This is coming from someone who loves both Sam and Tory, don’t attack me pls I just love this story idea I’m gonna share.) and sure, maybe the traits aren’t the same, as Sam didn’t exactly “need” a man to define her worth like Cassie did, but some similarities can definitely be pointed out, such asss:

1.) Sam, like Cassie, was shown to not be the best of friends. We saw this as she would often ditch Aisha for Moon and Yas in s1- if the show wanted to go even darker then her “stealing” Miguel back, they could’ve had her backstab Tory as a friend had they become a trio at the country club or whatever it was haha.

2.) Maddy, like Tory, knew how to go about the world like she owned it. Tory was broken inside, as was Maddy, but they wouldn’t let anyone see it until they finally snapped or found out about another curveball life threw at them (aka Cassie fucking Nate and Sam kissing Miguel)

3.) Regardless of feelings, having bigger fish to fry brings these two closer together then they’d like to admit; like a death (Nate ofc for euphoria, and Kwon for ck which damn I need a fic of samtory talking about that), or fighting a common enemy (silver for ck, I guess Alamo for euphoria). They are in a tangled web that seems to never run out of strings to rip apart.

Oh yeah and the AESTHETICS YALL THEY MATCH SAM/CASSIE ALL PINK AND TORY/MADDY ALL DARK WITH BLACK/GREY

I LOVE TOXIC LESBIANS

THE LORD SPOKE TO ME❗️❗️❗️❗️ I THOUGHT THIS COMMENT WAS DELETED AND WAS SAD AS HELL ONLY SEEING IT ONE TIME ON A REDDIT POST LONG AGO, BUT LOW AND BEHOLD AFTER SCROLLING ON A RANDOM DAY.. BOOM THERE IT IS FOR ME TO SEE FOR MYSELF‼️‼️‼️‼️

Robby and Miguel’s parallel “smiles” watching the other kiss a girl..

I can imagine their thoughts, esp cus by this point they’d be genuine best friends, nothing less but also a little something more..

Robby would wonder what the arcade double date meant (cus Miguel clearly had his eyes on him), or how far Miguel was actually thinking of taking things (aka the flirting)

Meanwhile Miguel would constantly be wishing he did more to take things to the next level; BUT at the same time Sam is comfortable even if he knows they’re going to break up soon due to her trip.. and Robby knows Tory is also comfortable (esp if they are going to have a career together).. how awkward would it be to tour with an ex, right? Or fake that they’re still together for the sake of the tour and their images??

In the end, they both keep their mouths shut but the what ifs will always be haunting them.

Oh samtory you would’ve stolen the show as gothic lesbians 🖤🤍 Credit to Barry ace on Facebook in some ck group I forgot I was in for first photo lol.

STOPP this edit alone shows it should’ve been kiaz and samtory 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽😩🥹😭‼️‼️‼️

Posting cause the parts with Miguel are the deepest (as per usual)- hurting miggy was the worst mistake of his life even if he was his “enemy” and all he wanted (which is what I’ve been saying canon should’ve been) is to tell him how sorry he is and be so vulnerable it hurts but pays off as Miguel is the love of his life who makes him the happiest the end you’re welcome

I was always so envious of people who would edit canon shit and make it gay and now I finally THOT OF SOMETHINGGG! I did the best I could with what I had. I’m not the best at transitions (let alone being always on beat), but I hope y’all see my vision.. cus I’m a broken record but WYM robby never saw Miguel’s face in his head, WYM he never tried to see if he was ok, even if it was in secret‼️⁉️, WYM WYM WYM‼️‼️‼️ ugh the idea of Robby making a phone call to Miguel is so fucking angsty I love it, yet I only remember one or two fics with it (says the one who can barely keep up with any wips, thinking having shit posted would speed me up .. let’s all laugh.)

ANYWHO, I hope one day to get more content from these two again so I can edit another project of theirs and incorporate ck into more queerness, ty 🙂‍↔️

Song used was “the reason” by Hoobastank, lyrics are below (and yes I’m highlighting what I used for video):

I'm not a perfect person

There's many things I wish I didn't do

But I continue learning

I never meant to do those things to you

And so I have to say before I go

That I just want you to know

I've found a reason for me

To change who I used to be

A reason to start over new

And the reason is you

I'm sorry that I hurt you

It's somethin' I must live with every day

And all the pain I put you through

I wish that I could take it all away

And be the one who catches all your tears

That's why I need you to hear

I've found a reason for me

To change who I used to be

A reason to start over new

And the reason is you

And the reason is you

And the reason is you

And the reason is you

I'm not a perfect person

I never meant to do those things to you

And so I have to say before I go

That I just want you to know

I've found a reason for me

To change who I used to be

A reason to start over new

And the reason is you

I've found a reason to show

A side of me you didn't know

A reason for all that I do

And the reason is you

Ps. Damn it now I want to do a photo edit of these two to this damn song!